Zombie Proof Your Home Pendant
Okay, this cracks me up. It’s a handmade pendant that reads: Zombie Proof Your Home Adopt a Cat! Now that’s funny. And true. Can you imagine a walker trying to break down the door… you cat would go nuts; clawing, scratching, attacking. Better get the video camera… Because that’s some ideal YouTube content. A unique gift, made out of recycled game tile, with a bail that will fit your own chain. Get a cat, and get the undead out of your home today. :)
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Zombie Vegan Coffee Mug
Oh boy… I have a Vegan Friend who would love this… It’s a Zombie Mug made for Vegans… With two Colorful Zombies, one saying “Brains?”, and the other responding “No thanks, Me Vegan!” It’s a great Laugh for all……
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Zombie Boxer Briefs
Nothing like pulling down your pants and seeing a one-eyed fright! It’s zombie boxer briefs that are bloody good fun. A crazy, creepy green zombie, with one eye, jumping from your groin. Surrounded by a horde of meat eating…
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Dark Zombie Costume
This looks like me when I wake up in the morning… LOL It’s a Cool Creepy Zombie Costume, featuring a Large Dark Rambling Shirt, and Tattered Torn Pants. The Perfect Attire for your Undead Self… Just add Make-up, some…
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Flight of the Living Dead DVD
Sweet… It’s not Snakes on a Plane, it’s ZOMBIES! Featuring a Movie that makes Flying even more FUN! It’s Flight of the Living Dead: Outbreak on a Plane! Unholy Terror is Unleashed in the Skies when a Deadly, Genetically…
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Zombies Coloring Book
Children Love Monsters and ZOMBIES! Whether they’re on the Big Screen, or just a Plush Toy, there’s no young one out there who doesn’t have at least one soft spot for the Ghouls of the World… A Tender Chewy…
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Infected Adult Mask
HOLY CRAP-O-LY! I don’t think I’ve ever seen a terrifying zombie mask! This bad boy is SICK! An infected undead mask that’s frightening, bloody, veiny… Full of long gross teeth, solid black eyes, and splattered with brain juice. Not…
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The Walking Dead Boxer Shorts
I know you Want to Slide into some Zombie Santas! A Zombie Horde that’s Perfect for the Zombie Hunting Fan. And with these Awesome Black, Festive Men’s Cotton Boxer Shorts, you’ll look good as you Sprint down the Street…
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Zombie Hand Lantern
Walk through the Pitch Black Night with a Light that will Show you the Zombies. They’re coming… You better RUN! It’s a Handheld Lantern that’s Everything Zombie! Featuring a Trick-Or-Treat, or Halloween Decoration that will Brighten up any Undead’s…
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