Zombie Prank Mail
HA! Zombie lovers love gifts… So why not a gag gift? You can mail this zombie turds prank box, directly to your victims, 100% anonymously. It’s a fun box, with a colorful image of a zombie and chunks of brains (pom pom excretment)… and the turds smell like Barbara! HA! The box is empty except for a prank card and some green balls… Plus, you can also leave a personal message if you like. Sent first class mail, your friends and family will never know who mailed it.
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Zombie Santa Christmas Sweater
You’ll look really Ugly with this Christmas Sweater… Because it’s Zombie Santa and its Sack is full of Brains, Legs, Hands and Guts. Festive and Fun, this Colorful Zombie is Wearing a Santa Suit and Candy Canes are Flying……
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Lifesize Zombie Eyeball Ring
LMAO! My Grandma, what big EYES you have… (The Better to Eat you with!) HA! It’s not only a Zombie Eyeball, but a Lifesize Eye at that. Looking so Realistic you’ll Swear it Popped right out of the Socket…
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Zombie Tales Tank Top
Crazy, Creepy, Cool and Comfortable… That’s what this Tank Top is. Especially with The Walking Dead! For it’s a Zombie Tales Tank Top, featuring “Monster Unleashed” Massacre Dawn of the Dead, and it’s Stunning in Detail. Made of Cotton/Polyester…
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Pin Cushion Zombie Action Figure
This is Awesome! A 5″ Tall Zombie Figure that you can Stab, Impel, Chop, Slice and Dice, every day of the week. For it’s the Famous Pin Cushion Zombie from The Walking Dead. A Zombie that comes with Cool…
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Chia Zombie
This Chia Pet Zombie Collection is Ghoulish, Scary and Frighteningly FUN! Makes a great gift for Anyone or any ZOMBIE! Comes with a Convenient Plastic Drip Tray and Chia Seed Packets for 3 Plantings! Planting and Care Instructions are…
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Zombie Kid Costume
Oh man. Remember that time when Timmy was out playing Football and got Tackled by a Zombie? That was the Good Ole Days… Before the Zombie Apocalypse… And now, everything’s just Undead, Brains and Blood. Sigh! This Costume reminds…
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Died For You: A Zombie Love Story
A Love Story with Blood, Brains, and Bite!!! Before the Apocalypse, Jude was a Rising Indie Singer/Songwriter, and his Biggest Fan just happens to be a Zombie. He’s Plunged into a World where both the Hungry Dead and the…
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Sarah Palin Zombie Mask
Sarah Palin COULD see Russia from her Home… IF SHE WERE ALIVE! HA! And with this Zombie Mask, she doesn’t look so HOT! Made with 100% Latex and Resembling the former Governor of Alaska, this Pale Palin has Scary…
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