Zombie Prank Mail
HA! Zombie lovers love gifts… So why not a gag gift? You can mail this zombie turds prank box, directly to your victims, 100% anonymously. It’s a fun box, with a colorful image of a zombie and chunks of brains (pom pom excretment)… and the turds smell like Barbara! HA! The box is empty except for a prank card and some green balls… Plus, you can also leave a personal message if you like. Sent first class mail, your friends and family will never know who mailed it.
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Zombie Brains Flag
You want Brains? Tell the whole neighborhood! For this Zombie Flag can be the Perfect Promotion. It’s a Flag, made out of 100% Polyester, that’s Dye-Sublimated with Beautiful Colors (Zombie Green of course), reading “ME WANT BRAINS”. Printed on…
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Season’s Eatings Christmas Sweater
Nice… This is a PERFECT Sweater for Christmas… And the Undead! It’s a “Season’s Eatings” Ugly Christmas Sweater that’s Red, Toxic, and Full of Zombies (All Playing in the Snow Tho). Machine Washable, 100% Pre-Shrunk Cotton, Professionally Printed, Comes…
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Build Your Own Zombie Kit
With the Zombie Apocalypse due any time now, you can Build your own Zombie to help you Identify them, get some Target Practice in with the Zombie Shootout, and if all else fails, Disguise yourself as one with the…
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Marge Simpsons Zombie Plush
“RAwrrrrrrrrrrrrr!” It’s Marge. Mrs. Simpsons stuffed. She’s now a fun zombie plush toy. Right from the comics, the cartoons, Halloween and the Tree House of Horrors, it’s the mother of all mayhem; Marge. There’s something sinister afoot in Springfield…
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Zombies Ate My Brain! Coffee Mug
LOL! If this isn’t the Truth. Especially in the Mornings. On Monday. Right? A Great Gift for the Zombie Fan, it’s a Ceramic Coffee Mug (or Tea, if that’s your Drink), with a Green Zombie on the side (A…
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Patriotic Zombie Square Ornament
It’s the 4th of July! Happy Independence Day! And nothing is more FREE than Zombies! So with this Hilarious Take on “Uncle Sam”, let this Zombie tell you what they really want: BRAINS! Red, White and Blue Brains. Or…
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Creepy Zombie Bicycle Card Deck
Just think, you could play Poker-Eyes-Out with this Crazy Zombie Bicycle Card Deck. Featuring 52 Unique Zombies in the middle of their Everyday Daily Routines. Illustrated by Renowned Zombie Portrait Artist Rob Sacchetto. Deck contains Original Artwork on the…
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Zombie Moss Terrarium
I just LOVE these Little Terrariums… Full of Life and Death, it’s the Perfect World for me. A Terrarium that’s filled with High Quality Living Moss, Sphagnum Peat Moss Soil, Dried Sheet Moss, Rocks, all in a Glass Jar,…
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