Lovely Zombie Doormat
Wipe you feet on my dead chest please. YIKES! It’s a welcome mat, that’s far from welcoming. Featuring a hideous, but lovely, women zombie, bloody, teeth, eyes… Posing for all your guests to arrive. What hair, what clothing, what the heck? HA! 24″x16″, dark taupe peach red, made of high-quality flannel fabric, and the bottom is non-woven fabric dotted with plastic. Wear-resistant, fade-resistant, keeps your floors from dirt. Easy to clean, just toss it a brain or two. :)
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Zombie Cupcake Charm
LOL! Creepy Cupcake Alert! Who doesn’t LOVE Cupcakes? No matter how Grotesque they might be… And this Cupcake… Well, takes the Cake! It’s UGLYYYY! Looking like a Cupcake with a Hideous Zombie Eyeball, this Fun Food Charm is made…
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Zombie Marionette
OH MAN… This Puppet, err, Marionette, is KICK ASS COOL! If you’ve ever wanted to Walk your Own Undead, then you really need to get a Handle on this. It’s a Walking Dead Zombie, that’s a Fun Marionette… Strings,…
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The Walking Dead Huge Canvas Print
STFU… This Canvas Print is gonna give me Nightmares, for sure. Featuring a Massive Zombie Horde, Bloody, Creepy, Gory, Freaky, Heading directly towards you. A Great Print that’s Ideal for any Walking Dead Fan’s Wall. Printed in 4 Different…
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Zombie Prank Mail
HA! Zombie lovers love gifts… So why not a gag gift? You can mail this zombie turds prank box, directly to your victims, 100% anonymously. It’s a fun box, with a colorful image of a zombie and chunks of…
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Bloody Zombie Cupcake Toppers
Crank out the Cupcakes, Bake that Cake… For the Zombies are coming, and they’re Hungry for a Treat. So Feast your Eyeballs on these Hilarious and Bloody Cupcake Toppers, and everyone will take a BITE!. Featuring 9 Scary Cupcake…
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Tarot Z Zombie Tarot
OMG! I am so Dying to have these Tarot Cards… Talk about a Work of Art. Tarot Z… For Zombies, of course, is the Perfect Deck to help you Escape the Clutches of the Undead. This Richly Illustrated Deck…
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Feed The Zombies Coaster Set
Need a Bloody Mary? Or Two! :) Let every Hour be Zombie Hour with this 4-Piece Zombie Coaster Set. These 4″ Coasters feature the Red Warning Sign Reading “Please Do Not Feed The Zombies”! It’s Fun, Festive, and it…
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Walking Dead Punk Zombie Figure
If you’re GUNG-HO about the New Walking Dead Series just Leaked (Premiering Spring 2020), then Stock up on Zombies, and let’s get this Party Started. For the show will Highlight a Brand New Cast, from the beginning of the…
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