Lovely Zombie Doormat
Wipe you feet on my dead chest please. YIKES! It’s a welcome mat, that’s far from welcoming. Featuring a hideous, but lovely, women zombie, bloody, teeth, eyes… Posing for all your guests to arrive. What hair, what clothing, what the heck? HA! 24″x16″, dark taupe peach red, made of high-quality flannel fabric, and the bottom is non-woven fabric dotted with plastic. Wear-resistant, fade-resistant, keeps your floors from dirt. Easy to clean, just toss it a brain or two. :)
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Zombie Hand Oven Mitt
Ever feel like you’re Cooking for a Mindless Horde that will Consume everything in its Path? Resist the Temptation to Serve Brains and Address your Zombie Obsession with the help of this Zombie Oven Mitt. It will get you…
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Zombie Attack Fleece Scarf
Talk about FUN! It’s a Scarf that looks like you just went through a Zombie Horde! With Exposed Brains and Fluorescent Green Claw Marks this Scarf is Made out of Fleece and Fits Perfectly over your Head and Drapes…
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Evil Zombie Baby Haunted Doll
Sick! What the Heck does her Parents look like? Right? It’s an Evil Zombie Baby that’s Freaky as Hell. A Haunted Doll that’s Perfect for your Haunted Decorations… Terrify your Friends and Family with this Demon Child. A Doll…
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Leather Zombie Backpack
Yikes, this is Gruesome! Talk about Bone-Chilling! It’s a Backpack that looks like a Creepy, Evil, Zombie Head! Made out of Genuine Leather, this Handmade Backpack is Beyond Words! Made for People who like Unusual Things, this Backpack is…
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Donald Trump Zombie Hunter Book
Oh My God… LMAO! It’s Donald like you’ve never seen him before; slicing and dicing, screaming and yelling… wait??? What? It’s Donald Trump, ZOMBIE HUNTER, and it’s a Paperback Book that’s Ideal for any Trump Fan. The dead have…
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Zombie Gory Guts T-Shirt
YUM! It’s LUNCH! Oh wait… It’s just a T-Shirt… But still, it certainly makes my mouth drool, for it’s a Zombie Guts T-Shirt that’s Bloody, Gory, and FUN! Just picture this Freaky T-Shirt with your own Scary Face, okay……
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Zombie Mail Box
How COOL is this? It’s a 19-inch Durable Steel Mail Box that’s ZOMBIE EDITION! Let the World know that you LOVE Zombies with this Kick Ass Mail Box. Featuring Bloody Hand Prints, Bio-Hazard Logo, Caution: Zombie Crossing, Warning: Please…
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Walking Dead Trivial Pursuit Game
Test your Zombie Apocalypse Knowledge with this The Walking Dead Trivial Pursuit Game! A Bite-Sized Edition that Features 600 Questions that cover Characters and Events up to Season 7 of the Hit AMC Show. Even the Most Ardent Fans…
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