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Zombie Brains Can Coolie
Wouldn’t it be nice to have a Coolie for Brains? Keep them nice and chilled??? Ahhh, one can only Dream… In the meantime, it’s a good thing that you can at least keep your Beer and Pop chilled with…
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Redneck Zombie Jokes
LOL! Just hearing the name of this book makes me laugh… Redneck Zombie Jokes! Really? Okay… Here’s one of em: “What sugary, inexpensive treat do Redneck Zombie children look forward to eating at snack time?” “Jelly-Belly Buttons!” Nice… Perfectly…
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Gore Zombie Box
Sick! What a Cool Creepy Box. A Zombie Box that’s Handmade, Gory as all get out, and Perfect for Storing all your Valuables, like Jewelry, Coins, Brainsssssss! With Bulging Undead Eyes, Rotting Teeth, Ripped Gums and Tons of Blood,…
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Zombie Chow Undead Brain Food
Such an Ideal Gift for the Zombie Fan: BRAINS! In a Can. Much YUM! A Fun, Prank Can of Zombie Undead Food, labeled “Zombie CHOW” How Sweet. Keep your Pet Zombie well Fed and away from YOUR Brains! The…
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Walking Dead Zombie Wallet
OH MY… Talk about Crazy Shi… Look at this Wallet. WOW! The Most Freakiest Zombie Wallet you’ll ever see. With Dry Zombie Skin, Stitches, Bone and Eyeball… It’s a Horror Sight for sure. Handmade for the Walking Dead Fans,…
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Derp Halloween Zombie Mask
Okay, this Costume Cracks me up… It really does look like the Derp Meme… Just look at that Zombie Face. HA! It’s a Halloween Zombie Mask that fits only Half a Head. Slid it over your Noggin (Keeps your…
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Zombie Skeleton Ribcage Pendant
This is a Cool Pendant that will Surely Grab some Eyes… And Eat Them! It’s a Jet Black Pendant Frame Featuring a Skeleton Zombie Ribcage and a Broken Toxic Green Heart! Plus, lots and lots of BLOOD! Fun Pendant…
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Zombie Jerky
This will give the Zombies exactly what they Crave… JERKS! err… Jerky! :) It says “ZOMBIE”, but it’s Really Green Beef Jerky in a BIO Hazard Bag “Every Little Bit of Natural Instinct Tells you to NOT EAT THE…













