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Zombie Mega Marbles
“What is Red and Green and goes 100 miles an hour?” “A Frog in a Blender!” “What is Green and Red all over?” “A Sunburned Elf”… Oh these Jokes are Horrible… But you know what? These Marbles aren’t. They’re…
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Zombie Killer Machete
“Chop em up, Chop em up!” It’s a Zombie Killing Machine that’s Handheld and BAD ASS! A Zombie Killer Machete that’s IDEAL for any Walking Dead Fan. Featuring a REAL Machete (So be careful with this kids), that’s Hand…
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Glass Zombie Bead
HA HA HA! That’s what my Girlfriend’s always wanted on her Charm Bracelet… A ZOMBIE! HA! And this Zombie is just too Funny and Cool! It’s a Handmade Zombie that’s created out of Ivory Glass, and then Hand Painted…
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Zombie Bloodborne Lamp
I Must Have This… It’s better than brains. It’s a desktop table lamp. With zombies. And chains… A killer killer lamp for any zombie fan. Just look at it. It’s stunning. Handmade terrifying lamp, featuring four horrible undead surrounding…
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Happy Birthday Zombie Greeting Card
Beautiful, it’s Zombies! Hordes of them, climbing out of a Happy Birthday Card! SWEET! A Handmade Greeting Card, a Box that features a Locked Door with the text “Don’t Open, Dead Inside”. The Centre of the Card hosts Waves…
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Redneck Zombie Jokes
LOL! Just hearing the name of this book makes me laugh… Redneck Zombie Jokes! Really? Okay… Here’s one of em: “What sugary, inexpensive treat do Redneck Zombie children look forward to eating at snack time?” “Jelly-Belly Buttons!” Nice… Perfectly…
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Beach Ball Sized Lady Nuts Necklace
LOL You gotta Love Negan from The Walking Dead. He has the Most Unusual Way of Speaking, Walking, Standing, Posing… It’s Incredible (and I HATE that this Last Episode might be his LAST!) And just as Incredible and Insightful;…
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Rising Dead Zombie Hearse Sculpture
LMAO! You know, when the Zombie Virus Hits, and you’re Dead in a Coffin, you may as well enjoy it. Grab ahold of the Wheel Walker and Head out in a Blaze of Blood. YES! For this Vehicle is…