Dead Leg Thanksgiving Greeting Card
LOL… It’s a Thanksgiving you’ll never forget… For it’s a Zombie Meal. A Dead Leg coated with Gravy and Veggies… What more could you ask for? Some Silverware? A Cute saying that reads: Watch out for “Tainted Meat” this Holiday Season”… It’s Fun, it’s Festive, it’s Bone Apple Tea… For it’s a Blank Card that’s Ideal for any Zombie Loving Fool. Dig in will ya? And save me the Brains!
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Zombie Killing Shoes
Once you own these Shoes, people will know exactly what to make of you – Bold, Brave, and Cool under Pressure with a Touch of Heart and a Splash of Crazy – you are a Slayer of the Undead….
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The Armpit Farting Zombie Kid
This could be me… Max lives in an Average Home with his Normal Family (okay, scratch that). But Max is NOT your Average 12 year Old Boy. First of all, he is a Zombie Kid. Secondly, he is an…
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Zombie Turkey Outbreak
Thanksgiving is coming (aka Turkey Murder Day), so get your Weapons ready… Driven Mad after Losing his Farm, a local Turkey Farmer, J. Snydles, Plots his Revenge on an Unsuspecting Town. Using Steroids, Toxic Waste, and a Small amount…
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Zombie Ring Holder
Nice Box you have there… What’s ya keep in it? BRAINSSSSSSSSS! LOL This little Trinket Box is Adorable. Look at the little Zombie Head. AWWWWW! It’s the Perfect Small Size to keep a Ring in… You know, like a…
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Scary Zombie Halloween Mask
This Creeps me out. Imagine running into this in an Alley… YEAH! I’d Run! It’s a Frightening Zombie Mask that’s Realistic, Scary, and Latex (You know you like that). Very Durable, Flexible and Stretchy, Fitting all the Right Places,…
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Zombie Easter Eggs
LMAO!!!! These are FUN! Ideal Easter Eggs for the Walking Dead Fan, for sure. Great White Eggs, with Zombie Silhouettes, Splatters of Bright Red Blood, and the Words: THEY ARE RISEN! Awesome! What more could you ask for? A…
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Walking Dead Photo Booth Props
Having a Walking Dead Party? Get Together? Huddle from the Horde? Well get yourself some Walking Dead Props and Shoot some Zombies and Great Photos. For it’s The Walking Dead Photo Props that are Ideal for a Booth, Church,…
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African Voodoo Zombie Mask
Holy Moly, I would Crap my Pants if I saw this in an Alley… Talk about Frightening. It’s a Zombie Mask that’s VooDoo Heaven. Featuring an African VooDoo Zombie Mask, with Dried Dark Skin, Sunken Cheeks, Rib Cage, Neck……
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