Doctor Zombie Mask
“Doctor, I have a splitting headache…” I can see it now. But by then, it’s too late. For this is a zombie Doctor, and you are the meal on the operating table. It’s a fun face mask, that’s half terrifying, and totally satisfying. A full head covering mask, one-size fits most adults, made out of 100% biodegradable latex, this mask is creepy, bloody, and even wears a face mask. Plus, hey, the hair is to die for. Slap this mask on, with some scrubs, and you’ll have a screaming good night.
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Walking Dead Carl Valentines Day Card
“Corl! Stay in the House” “Where’s Carl?” “Corllllll!” Always walking off… But hey, it is The Walking Dead. So let Carl be Carl… You SEE? An Ideal Greeting Card for Valentine’s, it’s Carl, with the Bloody Missing Eyeball, reading…
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Crawling Zombie Lawn Decoration
Oh Geez… I think I had a Mild Heart Attack. Because this Creepy Ass Zombie Girl is Crawling across my Lawn. YIKES! A Frightening Zombie Prop that’ll add some Lovely Decor to your Undead Landscape. With Black Eyes, Stringy…
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Gobble: A Thanksgiving Novelette
Gobble RAWRRRRRR! It’s a Zombie Thanksgiving with this Insanely Bloody Gobble Book. Appropriately called “Gobble: A Thanksgiving Novelette of the Zombie Apocalypse”, this ebook is a Kindle Edition, FREE, and about Mark and Sheryl, on Thanksgiving, and finding themselves…
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Zombie Massacre [Blu-ray]
A Top-Secret Bacteriological Weapon Developed by the U.S. Government to Create an Army of Super Soldiers Triggers an Epidemic that turns the Citizens into Mutated Zombies. In an effort to Conceal the Outbreak, a team of Mercenaries is assembled…
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Negan’s Girl Pendant
Negan Negan Negan… Is he gonna kill Rick? Or is Rick going to Sacrifice himself for the Greater Good? I’m hoping he just Wanders off Alone and Disappears… But no matter, Negan is still going to be Pulling Strings…
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Zombie Summoner
Raise the Dead with this Staff. It’s a Handmade Wooden Pole with an Evil Skull. And what it does is Beyond this World: It Summons Zombies. A Zombie Summoner that’s so Cool, so Badass, you’ll have to Buy it…
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Zombie Jerky
This will give the Zombies exactly what they Crave… JERKS! err… Jerky! :) It says “ZOMBIE”, but it’s Really Green Beef Jerky in a BIO Hazard Bag “Every Little Bit of Natural Instinct Tells you to NOT EAT THE…
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Zombie Sugar Cookies
Rawrrrr, Munch Munch Munch. It’s Zombies, and they’re coming for your Mouth! Zombie Sugar Cookies Featuring Fun, Colorful Undead Frosting on the Most Delightful Sugar Cookies Ever! Spooky Cookies are Perfect for a Zombie Themed Birthday Party or Halloween….
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