My Easter Bunny is a Zombie
LMAO! Easter is coming… The Dead shall rise… And with this fun book, Zombie’s will rise too. It’s a book appropriately called “My Easter Bunny is a Zombie”, and the description reads: The Easter Bunny ate some evilly delicious dark chocolate carrots and turned into a dark chocolate (with a hint of orange) ZOMBIE! Please help me turn him back, before he continues to endlessly snack… HA! And the best part of it all… It’s a Free Kindle Download from Amazon. You can’t beat that… Unless you had a bat. Download it today!
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Wretched Animated Zombie Prop
This is me in the morning, trying to drink coffee in the car… SPLASH! A Crispy, Creepy Zombie Prop, that’s Frightening and ANIMATED! A Gory Foam-Filled Latex Prop of a Tortured Zombie Figure that Shakes with Fear and Suffering!…
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Stink and the Midnight Zombie Walk
Guts! Brains! Eyeballs! There’s only one Week before the New Book in the Nightmare on Zombie Street Series comes out. Of Corpse Stink will be first in line at the Blue Frog Bookstore to Buy his Copy and join…
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Zombie Tombstone
Get your Yard all Spooky with this Ultra-Frightening Zombie Tombstone. Featuring a Realistic Grave Marker that’s 22″ High, and 14.5″ Wide, Hand Crafted, Gray-Tones, Highly Detailed, made of Foam Construction. Fun Tomb with a Scary Zombie on the Front…
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Bloody Brain Zombie Pirate Cap
Well this is the Quickest Zombie Costume you can get… It’s a Pirate Cap that slips over your Noggin, and it looks just like Bloody Zombie Brains! Nice! Made out of 100% Cotton, this Cap is one size fits…
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Zombie Finger Necklace
Well, if you’re ever looking for Finger Food, here it is! A ZOMBIE FINGER that is! HA! This is a Fun Piece of Jewelry that’s a Pewter Cast Severed Bloody Zombie Finger… With a Green Painted Fingernail of course….
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Zombie Beer Wine Bottle Opener
It’s a Bottle Opener that’s FAST and FUN! A Zombie Opener that not only Opens Beer, but WINE! V-ROD Opener, a.k.a. Speed Opener… Works as a Standard Speed Opener and a Liquor Pourer Spout Remover for Wine. A Must-Have…
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A Is for Asteroids, Z Is for Zombies
Ahhh, Lovely. A Dark Comic Fable that offers Visions of the Apocalypse for Every Letter of the Alphabet. A Child’s Dream Come True! Starting with a Father whose Son has been asking Questions about Global Dangers, A Is for…
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Smoking Zombie Grinder Set
Can you imagine seeing this? A High Zombie? HA! What Fun! Stumbling around, Moaning and Groaning, Trying to Eat everyone’s Brains? Oh wait… That’s for Real. Just like this Fabulous Smoking Zombie Grinder Set. It’s Sensational. You get a…
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