Pat The Zombie Book
LOL! This is Pat the Zombie: A Cruel (Adult) Spoof, and it’s a Macabre Mash-Up of the Children’s Classic “Pat the Bunny” and the Present-Day Zombie Phenomenon, with the Tactile Features of the Original Book Revoltingly Re-Imagined for an Adult Audience. In other Words: TOO MUCH BLOODY FUN! :)
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Zombie Figurine Pen Holder
LOL! This is the Walking Dead Zombie Undead Statue Figurine Pen Holder… Perfect for the Desk or Office, this Bloody Walker is Ugly, Creepy, and Guarding your Tombstone Pen! Umm… Yeah, You can keep it! HA! Great Prop for…
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Zombie Torso T-Shirt
Are you ready for the Zombie Apocalypse? Blend in with the Walkers in this New, Torso Body Print Sublimated T-Shirt! You’re gonna LOVE slipping this Super Soft Tee on, you’ll instantly Fall in Love! Printed on Cotton, this Bloody…
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Zombie Solar Powered Lamp
This is COOL! It’s a Solar Powered Garden Light Lamp that’s a Zombie Rising from the Dead! SWEET! After Years Spent in the Cold Dark Ground, this Emerging Gruesome Garden Guest Casts an Eerie Light over his Shadowy Surroundings…
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Zombie Charm Bead
Zombie Girls are gonna LOVE this! It’s a Zombie Charm Bead that fits Most European Charm Bracelets (like Pandora, Chamilia, Biagi, and Troll). It’s a Cute Zombie Head made out of Base Metal and Colorful Green Enamel… with Gnashing…
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Zombie Treasure Hunt Kids Game
Looking for something special for your kids? Surprise them with a zombie treasure hunt. Print and play, it’s that simple. This is a Print and Play game, a mix of easy and more challenging tasks. Children may need some…
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Squeeze Zombie Zits
Oh yes, the feel of zombie brains squirting through your fingers. Lovely! Whatever you call them, zits, snot, blood, brains… This fun toy is sure to be a BLAST! It’s a zombie squeeze toy, a stress relieving pimple popper,…
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Brain Earrings
WOW! No wonder why Zombies Eat Brains… They look like Bubble Gum! Right? HA! And just like these Fun Colorful Earrings, you can Chew on your Earlobes all Night… Because they really do look Creepy Cool, and Smart too!…
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Zombie Chocolate Bunny and Victim
It’s Easter… The Zombie Bunnies will not STOP! Not until they’ve eaten all their Kin. Chocolate Family and Friends. Fun Stuff. MUNCH! Just like this Pair of Chocolate Bunny Rabbits. A Great Duo that Features Chocolate Bunnies, Bloody, Zombified,…
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