Pat The Zombie Book
LOL! This is Pat the Zombie: A Cruel (Adult) Spoof, and it’s a Macabre Mash-Up of the Children’s Classic “Pat the Bunny” and the Present-Day Zombie Phenomenon, with the Tactile Features of the Original Book Revoltingly Re-Imagined for an Adult Audience. In other Words: TOO MUCH BLOODY FUN! :)
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Bloody Brain Zombie Pirate Cap
Well this is the Quickest Zombie Costume you can get… It’s a Pirate Cap that slips over your Noggin, and it looks just like Bloody Zombie Brains! Nice! Made out of 100% Cotton, this Cap is one size fits…
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Snow White Eats Brains Print
LMAO! Wait, is that the Queen’s Brain? The Prince’s? Sneezy? Happy? Doc? Grumpy? Bashful? Dopey? It’s Zombie Snow White eating a BRAIN! Talk about Nightmares and Fairytales… Snow White, dressed in her Elegant Blue Dress, now Splattered with Blood……
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Attack of the Southern Fried Zombies
LOVELY… Lonnie, a Crop Duster Pilot, must Lead a Mismatched Group of Survivors to Escape the Deadly Zombie Horde after an Experimental Chemical, intended to Control the Invasive Kudzu Vine, Transforms the Citizens of Charleston, MS into Zombies! IT’S…
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Stalking Dead Zombie Poker Figurine
Nice! It’s Poker like you’ve never seen before… An Undead Tournament; ZOMBIE STYLE!!! With “Stalking Dead” Zombies playing Poker, you’ll Laugh and Smile at their Cheating Hands, Beer and Blood! A Limited-Edition Stalking Dead Poker Figurine, a Fiendish First-Ever…
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Zombie Vans Custom Shoes
Awesome! Slip-on Canvas Shoes that are Incredible and Deadly. Er, Undead. It’s Custom Zombie Printed Vans that are Men’s, Colorful (Pick the Color of Shoes you Want), Comfortable, and One-Of-A-Kind. Made to Order (Fast Turnaround Time), the Zombie Bony…
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Zombie Monster Finger Puppets
Get yer Fingers Ready… It’s a Zombie Attack! A Cute Toy Set of Fun Finger Puppets… Made of High Quality and Soft Material, suitable for Kids’ Tender Skin… These Finger Puppets can be used for Story Telling, House Play,…
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World War Z Blu-Ray
World War Z is Brad Pitt’s Zombie Epic about the Spread of a Virus that turns People into the Undead, but instead of Walking, they Sprint! Pitt plays a Former UN Investigator who is called into Action when the…
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Resident Evil Zombie Props
Awesome Collector’s Items… Resident Evil Movie Props that include Sealed Certificates of Authenticity. Rare and Original, Screen-Used “Resident Evil: Afterlife” XL Zombie Trench Coat, Original Signed and Framed Autograph of Milla Jovovich, Engraved Plaque and Cloth Umbrella Patch, Sealed…
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