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Zombie Elf on the Shelf
Oh Boy. Those Nasty Elves are Everywhere Destroying things as it is. Tearing up the House. Writing on the Walls. Ziplining across the Bedroom… It’s Insane! And now, even more Madness; Zombie Elf on the Shelf. Talk about Terrifying….
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Don’t Open Baby One Piece Bodysuit
Okay, I literally LOL’d when I saw this… “Don’t Open, Poop Inside”. A Great Spoof from the “Don’t Open, Dead Inside” Walking Dead Episode. It’s a Baby’s Onesie, a One-Piece Bodysuit that comes in Many Awesome Colors: Gray, Pink,…
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Zombie Zinfandel Wine Gift Set
“CHUG CHUG CHUG!” NO, that’s not the Sound of a Zombie Drinking your Brains through a Straw, it’s YOU getting Drunk on Christmas because the Zombie Apocalypse is coming. And with this Fun Gift Set, you can do just…
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The Armpit Farting Zombie Kid
This could be me… Max lives in an Average Home with his Normal Family (okay, scratch that). But Max is NOT your Average 12 year Old Boy. First of all, he is a Zombie Kid. Secondly, he is an…
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Zombie Toe Necklace
Lovely. Some people carry Ears, some carry Teeth, now you can carry TOES! It’s a Zombie Toe Pendant that’s Green, Creepy, and Bloody too. Really, really nice. Handcrafted from Polymer Clay, Shaped like a Severed Undead Digit, this Toe…
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Zombie Hunter Pink Bracelet
Break out the Pudding, October is coming, and so is The Walking Dead. So no better way to Prepare for the Zombie Apocalypse, than with a Pink Zombie Hunter Bracelet (Pink is the Gemstone for October). A Lovely Pink…
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Zombie King Night Light
Yeah, this is Exactly what I want to see every night when I go to bed… A Zombie King Crawling towards me, lit-up, of course. For it’s a Frightening Night Light, that’s a Zombie Lovers Delight. With a High…
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Zombie Coin Purse
Be Careful reaching for that Coin, you’ll Lose a Finger or Two. For it’s a Scary, Green Zombie just Waiting for Brains… (Or Credit Cards, Jewelry, Dollar Bills…) It’s a Fun Coin Purse that’s Perfect for any Zombie Fan….