Mortimer is looking for LOVE. He’s looking Everywhere! He’s Worked out at the Gym (His Arm keeps Falling off). He’s tried Ballroom Dancing Lessons (The Ladies find him a bit Stiff). He’s even been on Stalemate.com. When all Hope…

This MUG is So Bad Ass… It’s the Daryl Dixon Mug with the Handle in the Shape of a Crossbow that reads “If Daryl Dies We Riot!” And only TRUE Walking Dead Fans will know exactly what that means….

Well these are Fun and Unique. Leather Rings, for the Undead in all of us… FOUR Fun Genuine Leather Rings, in a Variety of Colors, Engraved with the Words: Zombie (on 3 Rings) and Hunter on the other… A…

Crunch, this BRAIN tastes terrific… Yeah Buddy! These Zombies are Perfectly Ripe for Eating… Yummy Lollipop Zombies with Horrific Faces, Bloody Heads, Gory Mouths, and Snapping Teeth… What’s not to LOVE? Made with Pure Cane Sugar, Filtered Water, Cream…

Prepare for the Zombie Invasion with the Zombie Disguise Shirt! It’s a Fun Shirt that Reads “Ask Me About my Zombie Disguise” and once you Pop this on and you’ll Blend right in with all the other Walking Dead…they’ll…

Oh Quit your Whining… It’s only a Bottle Through your Brains! :) Imagine this Creepy Sight on your Kitchen Counter or Bar… A Wine Bottle Holder that looks like a Scary Zombie Head. Ghastly, Bloody, and Plenty of Teeth…

Oh Boy… Look Out! Panties are coming your way! HA! These Funny Women’s Underwear Read: “I’d Throw My Squirrel at Daryl Dixon”, and are Perfect for any Walking Dead Fangirl. Made of 95% Cotton and 5% Spandex, these Funny…

AIM FOR THE HEAD… It’s a Zombieeeeee! Want some Fun Action with an Undead Fiend? Well this Wooden Zombie is just the Toy you need. A Shooting Gallery Target that’s Handmade, Clever, and Perfect for Play Guns or Blasters….