Zombie Bowling Ball
Oh Yeahhhhhhhhhhh! It’s TIME to Bowl some Zombies… COOL! It’s a Bowling Ball with the Face of a Gruesome Bloody Zombie Head Rolling down the Alley! Will it be a Strike? Or a Spare EYE! HA! Coming in 10 lbs – 16 lbs, these Spare Balls are Polyester, High-Gloss Polished, Center Heavy, Low Hook, and Creepy as Hell! So the next time you want to Bowl, pull out your Zombie and put the Pins down!
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Zombie Chow Undead Brain Food
Such an Ideal Gift for the Zombie Fan: BRAINS! In a Can. Much YUM! A Fun, Prank Can of Zombie Undead Food, labeled “Zombie CHOW” How Sweet. Keep your Pet Zombie well Fed and away from YOUR Brains! The…
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Zombie Cat Book
LOL Get ready for some Laughs, because this Zombie Cat will make you ROAR! Delightfully called: Zombie Cat: The Tale of a Decomposing Kitty, it’s about Tiddles, a Cat who gets Savagely Attacked by a Nasty-Looking Radioactive Mouse, and…
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Zombie Drinking Game
Just what we need; to be Drunk during the Apocalypse. Can you imagine? Roaming around, Falling over Things, Groaning, Eyes Glazed over, Hungry… Oh wait… Well, now you can have FUN and Drink with this Hilarious Game that Demands…
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Zombie Hand Oven Glove
Let’s hope you’re cooking brains… Because this oven glove mitt can really come in HANDY. HA! It’s a zombie hand, wonderfully made, with a bloody good looking zombie hand, green, decayed, reaching into your stove to pull out some…
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Certified Zombie Killer Underwear
Woah there Killer, settle down… There’s something Dead in Denmark! Eh? And it’s coming from your Pants. For it’s Certified Zombie Killer Underwear, that’s Black, White, and TOXIC too! Coming in Waist Sizes Small – XXXLarge, these Fun Underwear…
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Zombie Body Pillow Cover
LMAO! This Cracks me up… For all those People that have one of those Massively Long Pillows, called a Body Pillow, this is the Cover for you. A Horrible Case, 20″ x 54″ Cotton, Featuring a Bloody Zombie with…
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I Brain Zombies Button
I Brain Zombies, that’s Funny. It should be my Mascot. :) If you Love Brains like I do, then Wear them on your Coat, Hat, Purse, Lapel… Even the Fridge, for it’s a Fun Virus Green Zombie Button with…
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Zombie Car Air Freshener
What smells? Is that you Ned? How about Fred? They all stink, because, well, they’re rotting. Got a horrible stench in your car, truck, van, or vehicle? Maybe you need an air freshener. Keep those nose hairs at ease….
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