Zombie Chow Undead Brain Food
Such an Ideal Gift for the Zombie Fan: BRAINS! In a Can. Much YUM! A Fun, Prank Can of Zombie Undead Food, labeled “Zombie CHOW” How Sweet. Keep your Pet Zombie well Fed and away from YOUR Brains! The True Contents being Organic Material (Which is Not Human Edible), but it’ll be a Hoot and a Holler as they open this Gift. Great Gag for the Zombie Aficionado. “Rawrrrrr! Munch!”
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Zombie Apocalypse Yarn Bowl
“DARN IT!” Another Zombie… Better grab my Knitting Needle! HA! And they may truly come in handy when the Apocalypse hits. Good thing you make Afghans and Silly Hats… You’ll need them! And you’ll NEED this Bowl too. Cute,…
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Zombie Stitch Severed Finger Ring
YES! You can take your finger with you– For it’s an eerie ring that will make your finger look severed and stitched. Handmade ring, created with polymer clay stitch beads and a bit of stretchy black cord, to make…
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Beating Heart Zombie Morphsuit
Scary, Creepy, Bloody… I LOVE IT! It’s a Frightening Morphsuit that features a Hideous Gray Zombie, Muscles, Bones, a Beating HEART… Yep, that’s right. This Morphsuit has a Heartbeat. Literally. Slide your Smartphone behind the Suit, and let the…
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Chained Kneeling Zombie Glass Table
SICK! Looking for a Nice Place to Lay your Brains… Look no further than this Incredibly Detailed and Horrific Coffee Table. Featuring a Kneeling Zombie, Chained, Bloody, Hungry, Holding up a Glass Top Table that’s just Magnificent and Delightful….
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Zombie Balls Bath Bombs
Zombie balls turn bath time into a thrilling experience. Zombies capture the imaginations of horror fans of all ages. Whether you laugh at their clumsiness or get chills from their insatiable hunger for the living, a good zombie story…
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Glow in the Dark Zombie Action Figures
Turn Off the Lights and Get Eaten ALIVE!!!! For it’s Zombies, Tons of them, Invading your Home, Office, Locker, Head… Fun Plastic Action Figures that come in a Tube filled with Zombies, Pets, Humans and Tombstones. 100 Pieces in…
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Zombie Moustache With Teeth
This Mustache reminds me of Hulk Hogan… Not to be Confused with the “Fu Manchu Moustache” or “Handlebar Moustache”. This is the “Horseshoe Mustache”, and it comes with TEETH! Yeah Buddy! Gray Hair wrapping around some Gnarly, Distinguishing Teeth,…
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Zombie-Opoly Board Game
Zombie-Opoly is a Monopoly Zombie Themed Property Trading Game that’s to Die for! Choose your Token, Shamble to RRrrrrr, and Roll the Dice. You get Sculpted Playing Tokens, Game Board, Questions, Property Deeds and Paper Money. Buy Boxes of…
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