Zombie Coat Rack Hanger
HA! Really really nice… A Coat Rack for your Wall… A Hanger for all things that keep your Heart and Brains Warm… A Handmade Zombie Rack, Green, Vile, Screaming, With Blades Stabbed through his Chest… And the Best Part? It’s a Coat Rack. Mount it on your Wall and POKE some Fun Zombie Style. Plus, when all else Fails, you can always use it to Impale the Dead. Right? Solid Bronze and Dark Patina… Just the way you like it!
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Zombie Incense Holder
What’s that Smell? Rotting Stinking Flesh? “Nope, Sorry it’s Jasmine!” HA! It may Smell Good, but it don’t Look Good! It’s a Zombie Incense Holder that’s a Bloody Zombie who’s been Impaled by the Incense. And that Horrible Bug-Eyed…
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The Return Of The Living Dead
Just when you Thought it was Safe to go back to the Cemetery, those Brain-Eating Zombies are back and Hungry for more Tasty Mortals. A Fiendish Mix of Outrageous Humor and Heart-Stopping Terror, The Return of the Living Dead…
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Zombie Flesh Latex Feet
Gnarly! You got a bit of Toe Jam there! YIKES! With these Zombie Flesh Feet, you’ll give everyone a TREAT! Undead Zombie Latex Feet that will make you Look and Walk like the Dead… Fun Rotting Flesh, One Size…
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Vinyl Idolz Shaun of the Dead Figure
Lovely… It’s the Funko Vinyl Idolz – Shaun of the Dead Vinyl Figure, featuring the Elongated Exaggerated, and Cartoonish Vinyl Figure from the 2004 Horror Comedy Film (Shaun of the Dead), a man attempting trying to Cope with an…
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Redneck Zombie Jokes
LOL! Just hearing the name of this book makes me laugh… Redneck Zombie Jokes! Really? Okay… Here’s one of em: “What sugary, inexpensive treat do Redneck Zombie children look forward to eating at snack time?” “Jelly-Belly Buttons!” Nice… Perfectly…
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Death Zombie Bloody Horror Mask
What the Heck? This Mask is Definitely a HORROR FILM indeed… Talk about Scary. It’s a Zombie Clown, Freak, Bloody Mess, FRIGHTMARE, that’s Latex, White, Red, and Something Totally DEAD. But hey, at least it’s Environmental and Non-Toxic. Comfortable…
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Zombie Invasion Digital Effects
This is how you Entertain! Set up Monitors behind Windows, Doors or other Openings, to create the Effect that the Zombie Invasion is upon us. Watch as Zombies try to get through the Wall or Window, it’s Scary! Dvd…
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Zombie Poop Earrings
HA! Zombies Poop, right? With these Zombie Poop Earrings they do! Radioactive, Green and Glistening, the Smell is Not Included! These Funny Ass Zombie Curlie-Cue (like an Ice-Cream) Earrings are Handmade out of Polymer Clay and Glazed for a…
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