Zombie Lobotomy Kit
What the Heck… Zombies prepare, for it’s a Zombie Lobotomy Kit that’s right up your Rib Cage… Featuring a Truly Horrifying Kit, with REAL Tools that can be used in an Alien Autopsy… Gut Wrenching, Tooth Pulling, Brain Poking, all the Fun things you can do with a Zombie, Dead or Alive. Plus, they also work on Aliens. Just Sayin. An 18 piece set that will send Shivers up your Spine… And Toe Nails!
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Zombie Box Turkey Call
It’s Thanksgiving… So if you’re a Turkey short… You’ll probably need a Dead Turkey Call Box… A Squawker that Sounds like a Turkey, and makes the Turkeys come. Kind of like when the Dinner Bell Rings and Aunt Martha…
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Walking Dead Zombie Neck Chain
I tell you, the first time I saw Michonne on the Walking Dead, with her two PETS, I was blown away. HOW INCREDIBLY AWESOME and CREEPY! Nothing compares… And NOW, YOU can get the same look with your Zombie…
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Throw My Squirrel Underwear
Oh Boy… Look Out! Panties are coming your way! HA! These Funny Women’s Underwear Read: “I’d Throw My Squirrel at Daryl Dixon”, and are Perfect for any Walking Dead Fangirl. Made of 95% Cotton and 5% Spandex, these Funny…
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Squeeze Zombie Zits
Oh yes, the feel of zombie brains squirting through your fingers. Lovely! Whatever you call them, zits, snot, blood, brains… This fun toy is sure to be a BLAST! It’s a zombie squeeze toy, a stress relieving pimple popper,…
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Patriotic Zombie Square Ornament
It’s the 4th of July! Happy Independence Day! And nothing is more FREE than Zombies! So with this Hilarious Take on “Uncle Sam”, let this Zombie tell you what they really want: BRAINS! Red, White and Blue Brains. Or…
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Zombie Hand Soap
LOL! That’s exactly what I want to do when I want to Wash off all the Blood… Use a Zombie HAND! HA! This Cute and Colorful Green Zombie Hand is actually a Bar of Soap. Made to look like…
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Zombie Charm Bead
Zombie Girls are gonna LOVE this! It’s a Zombie Charm Bead that fits Most European Charm Bracelets (like Pandora, Chamilia, Biagi, and Troll). It’s a Cute Zombie Head made out of Base Metal and Colorful Green Enamel… with Gnashing…
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Zombie Juggling Balls
Who Doesn’t want to Juggle Zombie Balls? eh? Bright Green Lime Balls, with Funny Zombies Faces on them, are Perfect for the Juggler in your Family (Won the Kids Gift of the Year 2014 Award). Perfectly Weighted, these Zombie…
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