Zombie Love Paperback
HA! It’s a Zombie Valentine’s Day with this FUN book. Called Zombie Love: The Do’s, Don’ts, and It Depends of Undead Dating… It’s a paperback, 160 pages, featuring a reanimated corpse that falls in love in this hilarious dating guide parody… Hook up with the undead, without having to worry about fetid breath, angry mobs, or missing appendages. With insightful advice, tips, quizzes, and more, you’ll LOVE Zombie Love!
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Zombie Hand Lantern
Walk through the Pitch Black Night with a Light that will Show you the Zombies. They’re coming… You better RUN! It’s a Handheld Lantern that’s Everything Zombie! Featuring a Trick-Or-Treat, or Halloween Decoration that will Brighten up any Undead’s…
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Rainbow Zombie Turban Headband
Sick! What a Great Looking Headband or Turban… A Rainbow Headband Featuring Fun Loving Zombies. Morbid, Creepy, Colorful and Perfect for any Walking Dead Fan. Made out of Knit Fabric, it’s Comfortable on your Head, and it keeps your…
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Zombie Bride Wedding Dress
AWE-SOME!!! This is So Cool. It’s a Wedding Dress, or Costume, that’s Perfect for the Zombie Bride. Featuring a White Wedding Dress that’s Burned, Run over with Tire Tracks, and Assaulted with Bloody Zombie Hands, this Dress is Striking…
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Zombie Training Manual
When a Zombie is taken Prisoner by the Army, why Destroy it? The Army has a Special Program to Train the Undead. This Manual is the Department of Defense’s Principle Source of Information on Care, Conditioning, Training, and Operations…
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Zombie Dawg Grillz Dog Ball
“Ruffawrrrrr!” It’s the Funniest Dog Toy your Dog will ever Consume… Except for Zombies, of course. Because this Dog Ball is a Zombie Dog Toy featuring Zombie Teeth, er, Zombie “GRILLZ”, that turn your Doggie into a Snarling Zombie…
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Pop-Up Zombie Toilet
Well if I saw this Zombie Toilet I would probably Crap my Pants! Really! It’s a Great Prop for the Bathroom featuring a Horrifying Animated Zombie Head Popping up outta the Toilet… With a Grotesque Green Face and Light-Up…
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Zombie Kitty Necklace
This Pendant makes me Laugh… Those EYES! HA! It’s a Zombie Kitten Necklace that’s Hilarious. Undead Kitty, Snarling Mouth, Sunken Ribs, with a Zombie Cat Butt as well… Bone Protruding from it’s Tail… Just Awesome! Original Hand Drawn, 2″…
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Blood Stains Tights
What a Great Easy Costume for Halloweeeeeen…. Bloody Legs! Horror Leggings, Tights, that give the look of Slashed Legs Bleeding. Be a Zombie Victim, or be a Zombie, for these Tights are Bloody Good Fun. Select your Primary Skin…
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