Zombie Love Paperback
HA! It’s a Zombie Valentine’s Day with this FUN book. Called Zombie Love: The Do’s, Don’ts, and It Depends of Undead Dating… It’s a paperback, 160 pages, featuring a reanimated corpse that falls in love in this hilarious dating guide parody… Hook up with the undead, without having to worry about fetid breath, angry mobs, or missing appendages. With insightful advice, tips, quizzes, and more, you’ll LOVE Zombie Love!
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Call of Duty Zombies 2017 Calendar
2017 Calendar? So early? Why not… You can grab some Early Christmas Gifts and start checking them off, one Bloody Brain at a time… And Bloody it is with this Call of Duty Calendar… ZOMBIES Style! Creepy, Gory, Full…
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Gingerbread Zombie Hoodie
Ha, what other Man do you Cook in the Oven and Tastes so Delicious??? It must be the Gingerbread Man! Or in this Funny Hoodie: THE WALKING BREAD! Funny Take on the Walking Dead Featuring a Rather Zombish Gingerbread…
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Zombie Drinking Game
Just what we need; to be Drunk during the Apocalypse. Can you imagine? Roaming around, Falling over Things, Groaning, Eyes Glazed over, Hungry… Oh wait… Well, now you can have FUN and Drink with this Hilarious Game that Demands…
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Zombie Splat Slingshot
Shoot Zombies off into the Air with this Zombie Splat Slingshot. These Super-Squishy, Stretchy Zombies just wanna have Fun and they promise Not to Bite. Just Loop their Hands in the Catch on the Slingshot, Pull Back on their…
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Zombie Window Scene Decoration
This Zombie Window Poster Decoration is 3’x 5′ and Fits most Windows. Featuring 3 Bloody Zombies that Welcome you Home with Scary Yellow Eyes, and Hands Ready to Grab. Your Neighbors will LOVE you. The Apocalypse is coming… Simply…
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Zombie Brooch
Okay, he’s Cute. It’s like a Little Zombie Pal that you can Wear on your Sweater, Coat, Hat, Shirt, Purse, Nose Piercing… It’s a Handmade Undead that’s Green, Hungry, and Missing the Lower Mandible. With 6 Perfectly White Teeth,…
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The Walking Dead Valentines Card
Oh Boy… Really. Who Said Romance Is Dead? Everyone… And with this Unique and Bloody Valentine’s Card, you can have your Brains and Eat them too. A Fun, Handmade Greeting Card that’s Ideal for Valentine’s Day. Featuring a Gnarly…
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The Girl With All the Gifts
Got Amazon Prime? Good, then you can Watch this Incredible Zombie Movie, FOR FREE! It’s called “The Girl With All the Gifts”, featuring Glenn Close, in a Post-Apocalyptic Story about a Devastating Disease that Eradicates Free Will and turns…
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