Zombie Coin Purse
Be Careful reaching for that Coin, you’ll Lose a Finger or Two. For it’s a Scary, Green Zombie just Waiting for Brains… (Or Credit Cards, Jewelry, Dollar Bills…) It’s a Fun Coin Purse that’s Perfect for any Zombie Fan. Handmade using Original Graphics, Ironed on Duct Cloth, and Complete with Faux Fur, Measuring 4″ x 3″ inches, this Undead has a Zipper Head and a Strong Strap and Key Ring. Buy him, he’ll be your Pet to Fill… “Munch, Crunch, RAWRRRRR!”
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Jesus H. Zombie
Alex and Jamie Hit Jesus with a Car. Brought him Home. But Who will Zombie Jesus Eat? Can they Rescue the Town? “Christ!!!” What does the H stand for in Jesus H. Christ? Urban Dictionary says “Holy”, “Haploid”, “Hell”,…
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Redneck Zombie Jokes
LOL! Just hearing the name of this book makes me laugh… Redneck Zombie Jokes! Really? Okay… Here’s one of em: “What sugary, inexpensive treat do Redneck Zombie children look forward to eating at snack time?” “Jelly-Belly Buttons!” Nice… Perfectly…
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Zombie Toe Necklace
Lovely. Some people carry Ears, some carry Teeth, now you can carry TOES! It’s a Zombie Toe Pendant that’s Green, Creepy, and Bloody too. Really, really nice. Handcrafted from Polymer Clay, Shaped like a Severed Undead Digit, this Toe…
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Feed The Zombies Coaster Set
Need a Bloody Mary? Or Two! :) Let every Hour be Zombie Hour with this 4-Piece Zombie Coaster Set. These 4″ Coasters feature the Red Warning Sign Reading “Please Do Not Feed The Zombies”! It’s Fun, Festive, and it…
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Easy Designs Zombie Coloring Book
This ZOMBIE Coloring Book for Kids the Perfect way to Relieve Stress and Aid Relaxation while Enjoying Beautiful and Highly Detailed Images… Of Zombies. The Undead. Walkers… Gory. Scary. Spooky. But Charming at the same time. Printed Single Sided…
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Spill Your Guts Costume
Go on, spill your guts. Literally. It’s a quick zombie costume that will turn all the heads, hearts, and brains. Looking just like intestines, this shirt is blood red, bulging, and ideal for your next cosplay or walking dead…
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Zombie Hand Necklace
RAWRRRRR! It’s coming… Halloween. But actually, the zombie apocalypse might come first, with the way this year is heading. Brain hungry suckers that are looking for a vaccine. Green and glowing? Probably… Just like this great zombie hand necklace….
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Skeleton Zombie Child Costume
OMG… If only my kid really looked like this; SICK! It’s the coolest, creepiest, costume for kids yet. A skeleton zombie costume, that’s totally beautiful, and rotten, of course. 100% polyester, exclusive of trim, pull-on closure, hand washable, and…
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