Zombie Emergency Survival Key Chain
That’s exactly what I’m going to do in the Zombie Apocalypse… When I get cornered in an alley with a Thousand Undead, and the Horde is closing in… I’m gonna pull out my Emergency Survival Keychain and throw it at them… Yeah! “Take That!” :) Cool Tool, used for a Variety of Emergency Situations, like Cutting Seat Belts, Sharpening Knives, Whistling… You know… Zombie things! :)
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Zombie Hands Pathway Markers
Look, you don’t want Zombies just Rambling around Searching for your Brains. NO! You need to Guide them, Show them the way… And no better way to do that, then with some Zombie Hand Path Markers. Outside Lights that…
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Zombie Frapp Enamel Pin
LOL If only Zombies thought about Starbucks Frappuccinos, I wouldn’t have to Worry about Tripping you. Right? A Great “Starbucks Loving” Zombie Fool, Featuring a Green Zombie (Missing Tooth, Lazy Eyes, Outstretched Arms) Searching, Roaming, Dreaming about that Ice…
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Hollywood Zombies Trading Cards
These Trading Cards Feature Edgy, Laugh-Filled, Provocative Artwork of the Highest Quality… and Celebrities! :) It Capitalizes on the Growing Trend in Parody-Based Humor, like “Britney Speared”, “Paris Hellton”, “Tom Ooze”, and More! Plus, they Glow in the Dark!…
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Walking Dead 2018 Wall Calendar
Walk with the Dead with this Walking Dead Wall Calendar. Blood Splattered for 2018, this Calendar has Big Boxes to Write in, Beautiful Pictures of the Cast, and Negan, of course. Lots and lots of Negan. And Lucille. Perfect…
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Boys Zombie Sunglasses
“RAWRRRRRR!” It’s a Zombie… Oh wait, that’s just your Kid. Especially when he’s got on these Ultra-Cool Zombie Sunglasses. Fun Party Glasses that turns any Kid into The Walking Dead. Made of Plastic with Non-Polarized Zombie See-Through Lens (Scratch…
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Glow In The Dark Zombies
Wreak Havoc on your Sister’s Precious Diorama with this Flesh Eating Zombie Play Set! Each Set includes Nine 1” to 3-1/4” Tall, Hard Vinyl Zombies, Complete with Blank Stares, Gaping Mouths, Open Wounds and Missing Limbs! Turn off the…
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Walking Dead Can Koozie
Oh Boy… That talk with Negan and Dwight last night… INSANE! I about Crapped my Pants. He’s Done! That’s all there is to it. Better just Sit Back, Relax, Pop a Cold One, and Enjoy! For the Walking Dead…
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Zombie Monster Horror Face Mask
Halloween is coming. Better die fast. Because this year, we’re all turning into zombies. It’s easy too, for this face mask, which we all have to wear, is frightening, and FUN! It’s a zombie face mask, that’s creepy, scary,…
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