Zombie Love Paperback
HA! It’s a Zombie Valentine’s Day with this FUN book. Called Zombie Love: The Do’s, Don’ts, and It Depends of Undead Dating… It’s a paperback, 160 pages, featuring a reanimated corpse that falls in love in this hilarious dating guide parody… Hook up with the undead, without having to worry about fetid breath, angry mobs, or missing appendages. With insightful advice, tips, quizzes, and more, you’ll LOVE Zombie Love!
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Life-Size Zombie Greeting Card
LMAO! I would LOVE to get this Zombie on Valentines… Because it’s a Greeting Card that’s LIFE-SIZE! HA! 5 Feet, 8 Inches, it even comes with it’s own Cute Envelope… Made from Heavy Duty Cardboard, this Zombie Card is…
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Severed Foot Zombie Prop
“Why couldn’t the two Feet get along?” “Because they both thought they were Right!” HA! And in this case, Stinky Feet Left and went array… For it’s a Severed Zombie Foot that’s a Perfectly Good Prop to Scare all…
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Zombie Saurus T-Rex T-Shirt
Kick-Ass. It’s a Zombie T-Rex Dinosaur that’s so Gnarly. I Love it. Has there ever been a Zombie Movie with a T-Rex? YES… It’s called The Jurassic Dead (where a Mad Scientist creates a Living Dead T-Rex, and everyone…
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Walking Dead Rick Robe
Inspired by the hit AMC Show “The Walking Dead”, this Stylish Bathrobe looks just like the Sheriff’s Uniform worn by Rick Grimes in The Walking Dead. Fits most Adult Males 5′ 6″ to 6′ 2″ . This Comfortable 100%…
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Zombie Neck Tube
Just the sound of a “Zombie Neck Tube” is turning me on… A Warm Place for your Meat on a Cold Day in the Zombie Apocalypse. It’s a Piece of Microfiber Polyester that keeps your Neck Warm. Keep Cozy…
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Zombie Toilet Brush
HA! This Zombie doesn’t Eat Brains, it Eats the Toilet Brush! It’s a Gory Zombie Toilet Brush Holder that’s Bloody Cool. 14″ High, Cast in Cold Cast Resin, this Holder looks like a Creepy Zombie Head with Nasty Teeth…
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Zombie Magnetic Poetry
You gotta LOVE Poetry for the Fridge. And Zombie Style, makes it all Better! With this Cool Zombie Magnetic Poetry Box, you get over 200 Ravenous Slow-Moving Words like: Mindless, Zombie, Wander, Hungry, Night, and Brain. Form Sentences like…
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Make Your Own Wind Up Zombie
Fun Fun Fun… It’s the Craziest Toy you’ll ever make. A Wind Up Zombie that you put together yourself! It’s a 3D Moving Puzzle Toy that features Flat Sheets that can be Pushed out and Joined together to form…
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