Zombie Moustache With Teeth
This Mustache reminds me of Hulk Hogan… Not to be Confused with the “Fu Manchu Moustache” or “Handlebar Moustache”. This is the “Horseshoe Mustache”, and it comes with TEETH! Yeah Buddy! Gray Hair wrapping around some Gnarly, Distinguishing Teeth, makes you one Happy, Decaying, Slowing-Moving Zombie… Unless there’s Brains in Sight. Pop these in and Stand out from the Rest of the Dead! Rawrrr!
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Face Mask Dust Bandana
Noice! It’s a Freaky Face Mask Dust Protector that’s Zombified! Featuring a Toxic Green Bandana with a Gruesome Undead Face… Yellow Teeth, Dripping Goo, Stretchy, Lightweight, Breathable, 100% Polyester Microfiber, Fit’s most Adults… Plus, there’s 10 ways to Wear…
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You’ve Got Red On You T-Shirt
LMAO! You’ve got Red on you! It’s right There! This Foree Electric T-Shirt is AWESOME! Made from 100% Cotton and Printed to look just like the Shirt and Striped Red Tie that Sales Adviser Shaun (From Shaun of the…
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Zombie Love Paperback
HA! It’s a Zombie Valentine’s Day with this FUN book. Called Zombie Love: The Do’s, Don’ts, and It Depends of Undead Dating… It’s a paperback, 160 pages, featuring a reanimated corpse that falls in love in this hilarious dating…
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Zombie Cat Enamel Pin
HA… This reminds me of all those B Movie Horror Flicks… It’s a Zombie Cat Pin that’s Unique, Fun, and Handmade. Featuring a Colorful Enamel Lapel Pin that looks just like a Scribbled Note Reading “Cat Dead, Details Later”……
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Beware Zombies Doormat
Zombies are coming… Better leave your door open. For this doormat is ultra-welcoming. Invite the undead in, just make sure they wipe their feet off. Blood leads a trail… This lovely mat is 16″ x 24″ and ideal for…
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Zombie Surgery Game
Cure Zombies NOW… With this Interesting and Fun Downloadable Game. It’s a Free Download, with Instant Access, that allows you to Save the Zombies. Help them Regain their Health and Happiness. With a blade of course! Don’t Hesitate, your…
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Naked Daryl Dixon Baseball T-Shirt
LOL… Remember this? Naked Daryl Dixon on The Walking Dead? Trapped in that Cell, Cold, Naked, Listening to “EASY STREET”? (Over and Over again)… And now, you can Relive those “Bare Butt” Moments with this Awesome “Save Daryl” Baseball…
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My Easter Bunny is a Zombie
LMAO! Easter is coming… The Dead shall rise… And with this fun book, Zombie’s will rise too. It’s a book appropriately called “My Easter Bunny is a Zombie”, and the description reads: The Easter Bunny ate some evilly delicious…
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