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Crochet Green Zombie Ear-Warmer
It may not be cold out, but this is too good to pass up. Zombie Ear-Warmers that are TOASTY GOOD FUN! A Green Undead Crochet Band that wraps around your Head and keeps your Ears and Brains WARM! Bright…
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Dragging Drew Chia Pet
Oh that Drew… Always Dragging his Ass. Leaving Legs and Arms and Rotten Organs laying around… Sheesh… Good thing he’s a Chia Pet, for that Plant Odor helps Mask the Fungus… HA! This Chia Pet is a Zombie Lover’s…
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Kill A Zombie Watch
HA! This Watch Makes me Smile and LAUGH! It’s a “How To Kill A Zombie” Watch with 3 Steps: 1) Choose your Weapon. 2) Aim for the Head. 3) Don’t Miss! HA! Ain’t that the Truth? This is a…
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Daryl Dixon Christmas Stocking
If only Daryl would come this year and Fill my Stocking… HA! He’d fill it with Zombie Ears, no doubt. Walking Dead Fans, listen up, it’s a Christmas Stocking that will surely Warm your Hearts and Brains. A Daryl…
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Zombie Splat Slingshot
Shoot Zombies off into the Air with this Zombie Splat Slingshot. These Super-Squishy, Stretchy Zombies just wanna have Fun and they promise Not to Bite. Just Loop their Hands in the Catch on the Slingshot, Pull Back on their…
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Night of the Zombies Brooch
LOVE IT! What a Cool, Kick Ass, Creepy Brooch to Wear for Halloween… A Night of the Zombies Brooch Pin (that can also be a Pendant) Featuring Zombie Arms, Hands, Popping out of the Graveyard Dirt… Tombs, Grave Markers,…
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Zombie Head Wine Bottle Holder
Oh Quit your Whining… It’s only a Bottle Through your Brains! :) Imagine this Creepy Sight on your Kitchen Counter or Bar… A Wine Bottle Holder that looks like a Scary Zombie Head. Ghastly, Bloody, and Plenty of Teeth…
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Zombie Santa Claus Ornament
Nothing’s better to Decorate a Dead Tree, then with Dead Santa…. HA! It’s Santa Claus… Looking a Little Green (almost like the Grinch). But this Santa is a Zombie Santa (even he couldn’t Escape the Brain-Eating Horde). Poor St….