Zombie Stick Incense Burner
Do you Smell Brains? Nope, that’s Just Jasmine… Because this Incense is Burning Bright and Stabbed in a Zombie’s Head. Yeah! Featuring a Zombie Incense Burner with an Ugly Undead Soul. Crawling up out of the Grave, Hungry, Snarling, and Dripping with Blood… Keep the Stink of Rotten Flesh Away with this Beautifully Crafted Incense Holder. 6″ x 5.25″ x 8.5″, it’s Made from Cold Cast Resin, and Packaged in a Decorative Gift Box. Incense not included, so get your Halloween Incense HERE!
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Zombie Incense Holder
What’s that Smell? Rotting Stinking Flesh? “Nope, Sorry it’s Jasmine!” HA! It may Smell Good, but it don’t Look Good! It’s a Zombie Incense Holder that’s a Bloody Zombie who’s been Impaled by the Incense. And that Horrible Bug-Eyed…
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Smoking Zombie Grinder Set
Can you imagine seeing this? A High Zombie? HA! What Fun! Stumbling around, Moaning and Groaning, Trying to Eat everyone’s Brains? Oh wait… That’s for Real. Just like this Fabulous Smoking Zombie Grinder Set. It’s Sensational. You get a…
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Zombie Shower Curtain
This Shower Curtain will look Great in your Bloody Bathroom. It’s a Zombie Shower Curtain that Features the Undead Rising from the Grave. SWEET! This Curtain is a Standard Sized Curtain and has Art Work just on the Front….
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Zombie, D.C. (Shmit Happens)
Well, whatever happens today, Election Day, one things for sure… It’ll be a Zombie D.C. For neither Candidate is bound to get anything done. It’s Dead, Stalemate, Stuck in a Brainless Dome for the next 4-8 years… Shmit Happens….
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Zombie Fleece Throw Blanket
I’d Love to Wrap myself up with a Zombie and Get all Warm and Cozy inside. Doesn’t that Sound Delightful? Snuggling up… Sinking in… Feeling your Eyelids get Heavy… Ah. If only I had this Fleece Blanket now. A…
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Buttcrack Prime Movie
You gotta see a Movie called “Buttcrack”! It’s required if you love Zombie Comedies. Wade’s constantly Exposed Buttcrack annoys his Roommate Brian and his Girlfriend to a point where they decide to Kill Wade. Unfortunately, Wade’s Vengeful Voodoo Sister…
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Zombie Juggling Balls
Who Doesn’t want to Juggle Zombie Balls? eh? Bright Green Lime Balls, with Funny Zombies Faces on them, are Perfect for the Juggler in your Family (Won the Kids Gift of the Year 2014 Award). Perfectly Weighted, these Zombie…
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Zombie in Love Book
Mortimer is looking for LOVE. He’s looking Everywhere! He’s Worked out at the Gym (His Arm keeps Falling off). He’s tried Ballroom Dancing Lessons (The Ladies find him a bit Stiff). He’s even been on Stalemate.com. When all Hope…
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