Zombie Straight Razor

The last thing you want in a Zombie Apocalypse is a Close Shave… Good thing the Undead are still Dead… For the time being. But if not, this Straight Razor just might do the Trick. A 4.38″ Blade that unfolds into a 9.75″ Slasher and Stabber. Or a Shaver, if needed. :) 5mm Thick, this Knife is ABS Material and Covered with Zombie Silhouettes and Biohazard Symbols. Just what any Bloody Neck Needs. Right? Plus, it’s Easier to get to the BRAINSSSSSS!

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  • Walking Dead 2018 Wall Calendar

    Walk with the Dead with this Walking Dead Wall Calendar. Blood Splattered for 2018, this Calendar has Big Boxes to Write in, Beautiful Pictures of the Cast, and Negan, of course. Lots and lots of Negan. And Lucille. Perfect…

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  • Zombie Splat Slingshot

    Shoot Zombies off into the Air with this Zombie Splat Slingshot. These Super-Squishy, Stretchy Zombies just wanna have Fun and they promise Not to Bite. Just Loop their Hands in the Catch on the Slingshot, Pull Back on their…

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  • Sour Patch Zombie Kids

    Sour Patch Kids are a Soft Candy with a Coating of Invert Sugar and Sour Sugar (a combination of Citric Acid, Tartaric Acid and Sugar), their Slogan, “Sour. Sweet. Gone.”, refers to the Sour-to-Sweet Taste of their Candy… And…

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  • Evil Zombie Baby Haunted Doll

    Sick! What the Heck does her Parents look like? Right? It’s an Evil Zombie Baby that’s Freaky as Hell. A Haunted Doll that’s Perfect for your Haunted Decorations… Terrify your Friends and Family with this Demon Child. A Doll…

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  • Half A Zombie

    LOL… Poor Ned. Ned is a nerdy guy who turns into half a zombie quite hilariously. PEEPS! And then what happens at the hardware store after that… Sheer madness! And FUN! For this short zombie story is full of…

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  • Build Your Own Zombie Kit

    With the Zombie Apocalypse due any time now, you can Build your own Zombie to help you Identify them, get some Target Practice in with the Zombie Shootout, and if all else fails, Disguise yourself as one with the…

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  • Zombie Eating Cupcake Skateboard Deck

    Talk about Personality… Mixing Comedy with “Meme-Like” Horror… I Love it! It’s a Skateboard Deck Featuring a Wonderful Cartoon Zombie (That Hair!), Green and Ghastly, Chewing on a Pink Frosted Cupcake (With a Cherry on Top)… And the Colorful…

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  • Zombie Groom Long Sleeve T-Shirt

    Beautiful… Getting Married? I think NOT… Not in the middle of a Zombie Apocalypse… But at least you can look the part with this Gory Groom Costume. A simple T-Shirt with Long Sleeves that looks like you’ve had one…

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