Cleaver Zombie

This is a Real Butcher Knife. Repeat… THIS IS NOT A TOY! It’s a Real Cleaver, for Cutting Veggies, Chicken, Fingers, Toes, and ZOMBIES! Slice and Dice anything you want with this Very Cool Zombie Tool. Green Blade, Bloody Metal, with Zombie Faces and Foes… It’s a Cleaver IDEAL for the Zombie Lover, Walking Dead Fan, or any Fanatic who just likes to Mangle Heads or Hearts. It’s the only way to CUT!

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  • Happy Birthday Zombie Greeting Card

    Beautiful, it’s Zombies! Hordes of them, climbing out of a Happy Birthday Card! SWEET! A Handmade Greeting Card, a Box that features a Locked Door with the text “Don’t Open, Dead Inside”. The Centre of the Card hosts Waves…

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  • Zombie Cookie Jar Head

    This is FUN! It’s a Ceramic Cookie Jar that looks like a Green Zombie Head Splattered with BLOOD. Remove the Brains Lid and it’s Perfect for Cookies, Candy, or Brainsssss!!! :) Just think, Chocolate Chip Cookies with Chunks of…

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  • Snack Time Zombie Baby Prop

    LOL! Let the Dead Baby Jokes Begin! HA! This Little Piggy Went to Market, this Little Piggy Stayed Home – and that was a Bad Idea with the Snack Time Zombie Baby around. Transform Nursery Rhymes into Horrible Crimes…

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  • Only Dead on the Inside Book

    There are plenty of Guides out there about how to Survive the Zombie Apocalypse. All of them assume Readers are Young, Fit, and Unencumbered by Children. In that Scenario, the only Living Humans left will be Smug, Outdoorsy Millennials….

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  • Zombie Duvet Bed Cover

    Talk about Nightmares! This Queen Sized Duvet Bed Cover is a Freaking Green Zombie Head with Gnarly Teeth, an Jutting Eye, and Juicy Spit Flying Everywhere! Sounds like the Perfect Cover for a Zombie Invasion. :) Size: 88″ x…

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  • Zombie Biter Bottle Opener

    NOM NOM NOM! It’s a Zombie. It’s Hungry. It wants a Bite of your Brew. For it’s a Fun Loving Zombie Bottle Opener, that will Liven up (Or Undead up) the Kitchen, Den, or Pantry. HA! Nail this Zombie…

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  • Zombie Couple Earrings

    Oh Boy, these Fun Earrings just make me Laugh! It’s a Pair of Zombie Earrings, one Male Zombie (holding a Brain), and one Female Zombie (holding a hand), and together, they make the most Adorable Couple. Bony, Green, and…

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  • Llombie Llama Zombie Earbuds

    Ain’t no Drama for the Llama… After all, your Music is already Killing your Brain, so why can’t your Earbuds be just as Undead? And with these New Earbuds, you can do just that! They’re a Perfectly Fitting Pair…

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