Cleaver Zombie
This is a Real Butcher Knife. Repeat… THIS IS NOT A TOY! It’s a Real Cleaver, for Cutting Veggies, Chicken, Fingers, Toes, and ZOMBIES! Slice and Dice anything you want with this Very Cool Zombie Tool. Green Blade, Bloody Metal, with Zombie Faces and Foes… It’s a Cleaver IDEAL for the Zombie Lover, Walking Dead Fan, or any Fanatic who just likes to Mangle Heads or Hearts. It’s the only way to CUT!
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Sour Patch Zombie Kids
Sour Patch Kids are a Soft Candy with a Coating of Invert Sugar and Sour Sugar (a combination of Citric Acid, Tartaric Acid and Sugar), their Slogan, “Sour. Sweet. Gone.”, refers to the Sour-to-Sweet Taste of their Candy… And…
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Lawn of the Dead Whirligig
Zombies are Coming… The Wind is Blowing… The Apocalypse is Near… I can see em… Especially with this Ultra-Cool Zombie Windmill. A Whirligig… A Wind Twister… With Moving Zombie Limbs! Fun, Flailing Arms that Animate when the Wind is…
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Zombie Brains Can Coolie
Wouldn’t it be nice to have a Coolie for Brains? Keep them nice and chilled??? Ahhh, one can only Dream… In the meantime, it’s a good thing that you can at least keep your Beer and Pop chilled with…
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Shaun Of The Dead Motion Statue
So Cool… It’s a Shaun Of The Dead Vinyl Zombie Premium Motion Statue. SO GNARLY! Officially Licensed Product from the Hit Zombie Film: Shaun of the Dead, Featuring an 8″ Highly Detailed Premium Statue of our Favorite Hipster Zombie;…
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Zombie Box Turkey Call
It’s Thanksgiving… So if you’re a Turkey short… You’ll probably need a Dead Turkey Call Box… A Squawker that Sounds like a Turkey, and makes the Turkeys come. Kind of like when the Dinner Bell Rings and Aunt Martha…
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Zombie Munch Trail Mix
Eat like a zombie with a pile of brains, for this mix is ideal for the starving… It’s a zombie munch trail mix that’s perfect for the zombie apocalypse. A great survival resealable bag of Spicy Peanuts, Almonds Roasted…
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The Dead Blu-Ray
After Crashing off the Coast, Lt. Brian Murphy Battles for Survival across the Vast Terrains of Africa in Search for his Beloved Family. Joined by Local Military Man Daniel Dembele, who is Searching for his Son, they Join Forces,…
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Undead Creepy Zombie Fingernails
OMGGGGG! These Fingernails are SICK! Really Disgusting. They look so REAL! Horrific. WOW!!! Crazy, Creepy Zombie Fingernails that Fits over your Nails just like Regular Acrylic Nails. Only Decayed. And Gross. And Frightening… Includes Ten Claws (Handmade and Painted…
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