Sarah Palin Zombie Mask
Sarah Palin COULD see Russia from her Home… IF SHE WERE ALIVE! HA! And with this Zombie Mask, she doesn’t look so HOT! Made with 100% Latex and Resembling the former Governor of Alaska, this Pale Palin has Scary Eyes, a Wicked Mouth, and BLOOD Dripping Everywhere! Put this on and say “Ohh, Good, Thank You, Yes! Refudiate, Misunderestimate, Wee-Wee’d Up!” Nuff said!
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Dead Inside Doormat
Step inside, walk this way, we’re all Zombies, hey hey! HA! This is the Halloween Door mat that your Home needs… A Mat ZOMBIE STYLE! Made out of Hand Woven Coir (Coconut Fibers), this mat is Painted with Weather…
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The Walking Dead Dog Funko Pop
Okay, this is just too darn cute. It’s DOG… Daryl’s dog from The Walking Dead, appropriately named “Dog”… Such a hoot. Or a woof. Now turned into the most darling Funko Pop… A Dog Funko Pop, brown and black,…
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Crusty Zombie Toenails
These Corroded Zombie Toenails offer a Tasty Toe Jam Treat. When Searching for Zombies to Kill, this Crunchy 2 oz Snack will keep your Hunger under Control. Brown, Curled, Smelly, and Rank, these Edible Munchies may remind you of…
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Creepshow Fathers Day Action Figure
Stephen King’s “Creepshow” is a Classic! It still gives me chills just thinking about that crate under the stairs… But the most iconic line from the whole show “WHERE’S MY CAKE!” (Watch the Video HERE). A Frightening Zombie that…
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Zombie Speed Cube Puzzle
Fun, Colorful, and ZOMBIE!!! It’s a Cube Puzzle that’s the Coolest Puzzle yet. Featuring Crazy, Zombie Heads in a Great, 8 Piece, Smooth Sliding Puzzles that will leave you UNDEAD for Hours. With Fantastic Faces in Multiple Colors, you…
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Zombie Paracord Bead
Oh yeah… This Zombie Bead is Perfect for your Paracord Bracelet (And if you don’t have a Paracord Bracelet, go HERE and Buy yourself a Cool Paracord Bracelet Kit). You can put this Very Cool and Creepy Hungry Zombie…
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I Heart Zombie Nightlight
Nice… Show the Zombies where to gooooooo with this I Heart Zombie Nightlight! It’s Handmade and Fantastic… Featuring Bright LED’s, this Nightlight will Attract all Eyes. And, you can choose which Color you want too: Green, Blue, Purple, Yellow,…
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Zombie Wood Earrings
LMAO! These are Different… Fun Wooden Earrings that Feature Handmade Zombies, Perfect for your Ear Lobes. Made with Lightweight Wood, these Organic Undead will Haunt your Ears but good. Funny Zombies, Smaller than a Dime, with Wagging Tongues and…
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