Zombie Toilet Paper Holder
Damn it! You can’t even take a POOP without Zombies trying to get you! HA! And with this Creepy Ass Zombie Toilet Paper Holder, it’s looking to Bite your Hand every time you reach for a Wipe. 7.5″ High, 7.75″ Wide, and 4.75″ Deep, this Fun Zombie Bathroom Prop will Scare the Crap out of you! :) Made of High Quality Cold Cast Polyresin, it’s Handpainted, Polished, and Ready to “Roll”! HA!
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Zombies Trucker Hat
Truckers LOVE Zombies too! So why not show off your Adoration of the Genre with a Zombie Hat! You know, Zombies are going to take over the World… so you better just stay in your Vehicle! HA! Just Kidding……
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The Essential Zombie Coloring Book
This is a Beautifully Dire Coloring Book, full of Zombies that you can Color (Better stock up on plenty of RED). Zombies, Brains, Scares and Gore… If you Love Zombies, and you like to Color, well… What are you…
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Zombie Oil Warmer
Zombies always have Warm Brains… And now, you can have Warm Oil as well! Because this Nifty Zombie Head, is also a Very Cool Oil Warmer. With a Simple Switch and an Adjustable Knob for the Heat Intensity, this…
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Daryl Dixon Christmas Stocking
If only Daryl would come this year and Fill my Stocking… HA! He’d fill it with Zombie Ears, no doubt. Walking Dead Fans, listen up, it’s a Christmas Stocking that will surely Warm your Hearts and Brains. A Daryl…
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Zombie Moustache With Teeth
This Mustache reminds me of Hulk Hogan… Not to be Confused with the “Fu Manchu Moustache” or “Handlebar Moustache”. This is the “Horseshoe Mustache”, and it comes with TEETH! Yeah Buddy! Gray Hair wrapping around some Gnarly, Distinguishing Teeth,…
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The Walking Dead Apron
I LOVE this… Picture wearing this Apron at your next Zombie Barbecue. HA! INSANE! Looking just like the Torso of a Walker from The Walking Dead, this Gory Apron will make everyone think twice about Eating your Meat! :)…
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Creepy Zombie Pilgrim Dolls
Oh… THIS is what started Thanksgiving… ZOMBIES! Zombie Pilgrims that are Creepy as hell… Frightening Dolls, dressed as Pilgrims, Perfect for your Thanksgiving Table. Just look at those Evil Eyes… It’ll make everyone give Thanks they’re still alive. Right?…
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Creepy Zombie Bicycle Card Deck
Just think, you could play Poker-Eyes-Out with this Crazy Zombie Bicycle Card Deck. Featuring 52 Unique Zombies in the middle of their Everyday Daily Routines. Illustrated by Renowned Zombie Portrait Artist Rob Sacchetto. Deck contains Original Artwork on the…
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