Zombie Toilet Paper Holder

March 19, 2015

Damn it! You can’t even take a POOP without Zombies trying to get you! HA! And with this Creepy Ass Zombie Toilet Paper Holder, it’s looking to Bite your Hand every time you reach for a Wipe. 7.5″ High, 7.75″ Wide, and 4.75″ Deep, this Fun Zombie Bathroom Prop will Scare the Crap out of you! :) Made of High Quality Cold Cast Polyresin, it’s Handpainted, Polished, and Ready to “Roll”! HA!

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Walking Dead Chocolate Zombies

An Eye for an Eye, eh? That’s what this Yummy Treat is, for it’s Zombies, a Chocolate Feast! Zombie Head Chocolates, Scary, Creepy, so you can Bite their Brains out! HA! Handmade to order using the Finest Belgian Chocolate,…

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Zombie Candy Gummy Brains

Yum Yum in my Tum… It’s Gummy Brains, Perfect for the Undead (and Kids, of course). Fun, Tender, Multi-Colored Brain Shaped Gummy Party Favors, with Realistic Grooves that are Cherry Goo Jelly Filled (wait, that’s not Bloody Brains?). Containing…

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Lawn of the Dead Whirligig

Zombies are Coming… The Wind is Blowing… The Apocalypse is Near… I can see em… Especially with this Ultra-Cool Zombie Windmill. A Whirligig… A Wind Twister… With Moving Zombie Limbs! Fun, Flailing Arms that Animate when the Wind is…

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Zombie Anatomical Heart Maggot Pendant

Oh Yes, Dinner is Served. YUMMY! Ain’t nothing Better than Maggots Feasting on a Cold Dead Heart… Unless it’s Jewelry! For this Handmade Zombie Heart is a Great Way to Scare the Day. An Unpleasant Morbid Bloody Anatomical Heart…

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Zombie Prank Mail

HA! Zombie lovers love gifts… So why not a gag gift? You can mail this zombie turds prank box, directly to your victims, 100% anonymously. It’s a fun box, with a colorful image of a zombie and chunks of…

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Green Zombie Glass Pipe

Oh man, this is a Peace Pipe, right? HA! Well with this Fun Zombie Faced Pipe, you can Smoke whatever you like… For if the Dead are coming, it may be the Funnest Time you’ll ever have left. Handmade…

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Zombie Bloody Attack Pillow Case

Sweet Dreams… Don’t let the Bed-Zombies Bite! HA! It’s Creepy Pillow Case Covers that will Cuddle your Head, just like a Zombie Mouth! Quality Product, Detailed Graphic Artwork Design, these Pillow Cases (Set of Two) Feature a Gruesome Zombie…

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Walking Dead Zombie Letter Opener

The Bad News: Your Mailman is a Zombie. The Good News: Opening Letters just got Awesome! HA! This Letter Opener is a Miniature Replica of Michonne’s Sword from The Walking Dead, and the Holder is a Skewered Zombie Head….

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