African Voodoo Zombie Mask
Holy Moly, I would Crap my Pants if I saw this in an Alley… Talk about Frightening. It’s a Zombie Mask that’s VooDoo Heaven. Featuring an African VooDoo Zombie Mask, with Dried Dark Skin, Sunken Cheeks, Rib Cage, Neck… All Sewn Shut; the Eyes, the Lips, the Flesh… Horrible, Gory, and Awesome all at the same time. One Size, Adult, Latex, and that Long Stringy Black Hair; YIKES! It’ll be a Scary Night for sure.
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Severed Zombie Hand
Give your Bae a hand this year when it comes to Halloween Cookies and Zombie Parties, because this Zombie Hand is Creepy Cool! Created to look like a Severed Zombie Hand, it’s Bony, Bloody, and GROSSLY GRAY… Just like…
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Zombie Brains Can Coolie
Wouldn’t it be nice to have a Coolie for Brains? Keep them nice and chilled??? Ahhh, one can only Dream… In the meantime, it’s a good thing that you can at least keep your Beer and Pop chilled with…
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Zombie Moustache With Teeth
This Mustache reminds me of Hulk Hogan… Not to be Confused with the “Fu Manchu Moustache” or “Handlebar Moustache”. This is the “Horseshoe Mustache”, and it comes with TEETH! Yeah Buddy! Gray Hair wrapping around some Gnarly, Distinguishing Teeth,…
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Zombie Skin Trinket Box
Totally Awesome! WOW! It’s a Trinket Box, Jewelry Box, Brain Box… Whatever you want to call it, a BOX that’s made out of Zombie Skin! YIKES! Well… Okay, not REAL Skin, but Hell, it sure looks like it. Cool…
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Zombie Fidget Spinner
Fidget much? Well how about Fidgeting with a ZOMBIE? For this Delightful Fidget Spinner is a Zombie Fidget Spinner. Featuring Colorful Green Zombie Heads, which you can Spin to your Heart’s Content… With a Fidget Spinner, you can have…
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Grandma-Attack of the Geriatric Zombies
LMAO! Usually when you go to Grandma’s, she FEEDS YOU! HA! Now, she’s some Demented Zombie who is making your Vacation HELL! Appropriately named “GRANDMA – Attack of the Geriatric Zombies Novel”, this book takes you where Grandpa never…
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Zombies Valentines Cards and Tattoos
Lick it, Stick it, Love those Zombies. It’s the Most Bloody Fun you’ll have this Valentine’s Day. Give them to all your Undead Friends. 24 Zombie Valentine’s Cards, with the Greatest Scary Sayings: I Chews You, I only have…
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Zombie Tree Face
HA! If a Zombie moans in the Forest and there’s no one there, doe it make a Sound? It’s Dead Wood… I LOVE IT! What a Cute way to Zombify your Outdoors than with a little Undead Tree! Put…
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