Zombie Back Scratcher

LMAO! You Scratch my Back, I’ll EAT yours! HA! What a Great Gift for the Zombie Fan… That way you can Itch the Infection so it Spreads Faster! YES! Made of Composite Resin, Hand Painted so it looks Rotten and Bloody, this Scratcher with the LONG Creepy Fingernails is 15.25″ Long and 2″ Wide. It’ll look Awesome Dragging across your SPINE! SWEET! :)

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  • My Zombie Dog Book

    OMG… This is FUN! Take one Shy Teenage Boy, a Dopey Best Mate, a Granny who’s Lost her Marbles (and Teeth), a Kid Sister who Bites back and a Smelly Demon Dog, and what do you get? My Zombie…

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  • Baby Zombie Poncho

    Awww… Such a cute little zombie. All green, and soft, and mushy… It’s a poncho perfect for your small creature. Simply drape it over your child’s head and velcro the cape around… With great big eyes, a gapping mouth,…

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  • Zombie Hand Incense Holder

    When you’re lighting your Incense, try not to set the Zombie on fire… Because this Zombie Arm and Hand, are Severed Limbs that appropriately hold Incense (The Perfect way to cover up that Rotting Smell). A Fun Undead Incense…

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  • Zombie Charlie Brown Enamel Pin

    HAHAHAHA! This kills me. It’s Charlie Brown as you’ve never seen him before: DEAD! A zombie Charlie Brown that’s too cute to pass up. With his classic yellow and black zig-zag print shirt, this is an enamel pin with…

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  • Video Games Zombie Apocalypse T-Shirt

    So So True! Ever since DOOM came out, kids all across the World have been Preparing for the Zombie Apocalypse. Slashing, Stabbing, Shooting, Running… It’s all Fun and Games until you Lose an Eye (Sorry Glenn). And now, with…

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  • Zombie Cookie Cutters

    Who doesn’t Want to take a Bite into a Zombie? Now you can with these very Cool Zombie Cookie Cutters. Looking like Zombie Poses, these 3 Durable Plastic Cookie Cutters will allow you to make Zombies and Bite their…

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  • Santa Claus Zombie Car Decal

    This is what Everyone looks like as they Romp through the Traffic, Hustle of Bustle and Hordes of People, Long Check Out Lines, and Picked over Merchandise… A Little Zombish! And just like Santa, with Green Skin and the…

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  • Only Dead on the Inside Book

    There are plenty of Guides out there about how to Survive the Zombie Apocalypse. All of them assume Readers are Young, Fit, and Unencumbered by Children. In that Scenario, the only Living Humans left will be Smug, Outdoorsy Millennials….

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