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Zombie Turkey Outbreak
Thanksgiving is coming (aka Turkey Murder Day), so get your Weapons ready… Driven Mad after Losing his Farm, a local Turkey Farmer, J. Snydles, Plots his Revenge on an Unsuspecting Town. Using Steroids, Toxic Waste, and a Small amount…
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Zombie Tarot Cards
AWESOME! I NEED a Deck of These! It’s Zombie Tarot Cards that are to DIE for! Zombie Tarot Oracle Of Undead comes with the Deck, Instructions, and Box. You’ve NEVER seen Tarot Cards like these. Imagine the ‘Rider Deck‘…
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Zombie Toilet Paper Holder
Damn it! You can’t even take a POOP without Zombies trying to get you! HA! And with this Creepy Ass Zombie Toilet Paper Holder, it’s looking to Bite your Hand every time you reach for a Wipe. 7.5″ High,…
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Zombie Bi-Fold Wallet
Sweet! Blood Money! Scare the Cashier when you pull out this Crazy, Creepy, Bi-Fold Wallet. Featuring Full Color Zombies, with Filmy White Eyes, these Undead Walkers will Secure your Bills and Credit Cards with Vengeance (Especially the “Dead Sexy”…
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Zombie Finger Bubble Bottles
Well, there are Worse things you can do with a Severed Zombie Finger… But there’s Probably nothing BETTER, then to Blow Bubbles with it! And with this Pack of Undead Green Plastic Fingers, you can do just that. A…
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Billy-Bob Zombie Teeth
Billy-Bob makes the Best Funny Teeth Ever. And Now, you can Zombie it up with Billy-Bob Zombie Teeth. Featuring Fake Teeth, that you Slip over your own Teeth, that instantly transforms your Mouth into the Walking Dead. One set…
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Zombie Apocalypse Wasteland Tool
SICK! SICK! SICK! This is probably the most bad-ass tool I have ever seen handmade for a zombie apocalypse. WOW! Just looking at it gives me chills, and hopefully brains and guts and blood. HA! It’s custom designed on…
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Zombie Anatomical Heart Maggot Pendant
Oh Yes, Dinner is Served. YUMMY! Ain’t nothing Better than Maggots Feasting on a Cold Dead Heart… Unless it’s Jewelry! For this Handmade Zombie Heart is a Great Way to Scare the Day. An Unpleasant Morbid Bloody Anatomical Heart…













