Zombie Defence Squad Gift Wrap
You can’t get any more IDEAL than Zombie Wrapping Paper for the Zombie Lover! Wrap those Undead Gifts up with a Roll of 64lb Text Weight Glossy Paper, featuring Bloody Zombie Skulls and the words Zombie Defence Squad. Defence like “Look at De Fence”, versus Defense… But either way, De Fence or Defense will stop you Dead in your Tracks! Wrap up some FUN and enjoy all the Zombie Gifts! :)
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Daryl Dixon Walking Dead Sport Watch
What Time is it? Time to Kill Zombies! That, and anything else that stands in Daryl Dixon’s way. It’s a Great Looking “The Walking Dead” Sport Wrist Watch that’s Masculine, Green Faced, Full of Kick Ass Daryl and FUN!…
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Zombie in Love Book
Mortimer is looking for LOVE. He’s looking Everywhere! He’s Worked out at the Gym (His Arm keeps Falling off). He’s tried Ballroom Dancing Lessons (The Ladies find him a bit Stiff). He’s even been on Stalemate.com. When all Hope…
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Spare Ribs Chest Wound
What’s a Zombie’s Favorite Food? Spare Ribs! And these Ribs look GREAT… Bony, Bloody, Delightful, and Delicious, these Ribs look like they’re Exploding from the Chest Cavity and the only thing you need is a little BBQ Sauce! Right?…
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The Walking Dead Jesus Action Figure
UGH! WHY JESUS? The Walking Dead is Killing me with all these Character Deaths. Give it a rest, alright? Sheesh! First Rick, then Maggie (gone), then Jesus… And we only got to see him kick butt once? Man, that…
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Gory Green Zombie Earrings
HA! These Earrings Crack me up… Gory Green Zombie Earrings that are Exactly what they seem. Frightening Zombies, Ghastly and Horrific, with Pink Brains, Gums, Shooting Eyes and Gnarly Teeth, Perfect for the Undead Soul. Great Dangle Earrings made…
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Melting Zombie Putty
Use your Imagination to Shape and Mold this Purple Zombie Character (you can get the Green Zombie Here). Be Creative and Bring it to Life with the included Eyes, Arms, Ears, Mouth, Feet, and Innards! Then Watch as it…
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Sunny Burns Zombie Doll
Who says Zombies are just for Boys? With this Zombie Doll, appropriately named “Sunny Burns”, Girls can have FUN being Zombies too! Green Skined Zombie with Blue Lips brings Fashion Back from the Dead! Comes complete with a Tombstone…
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Frosted Green Zombie Tobacco Pipe
SUCK IT UP… Through the Zombie Pipe. For it’s a Tobacco Pipe that’ll have you Roaming around like the Undead, no doubt. A Frosted Green Tobacco Pipe covered with Zombies. How Fun! Fill it with whatever you desire, for…
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