A Zombie’s Guide To The Holidays
As one Amazon Review said: “If you a Zombie Enthusiast, then this Book is one for your Collection. The Content Inside is Super Clever and Funny. The Book is Tiny. It could Fit in your Pocket or Purse. Small but Worth the Buy for the Laughs!” Sounds like FUN to me. Pick up a Copy of “A Zombie’s Guide to the Holidays, It’s a Wonderful Afterlife!” and have a RIOT Today!
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The Golfing Dead Card Game
Zombies make everything more exciting, even golf! Play this epic game with small groups of 2 to 6 players. Enjoy competitive fun and lots of laughs as you survive the dead and compete for the lowest score! You may…
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Zombie Repellent Breath Spray
Let’s Face it. Your Breath is already Bad enough to Wake the Dead… But just in case that happens (and we all know the Zombie Apocalypse will happen), then you better be prepared; Arm yourself with Zombie Repellent Breath…
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Zombie Yin Yang Ear Plugs
Everyone has Opposing Forces that Mess with their Heads and Change their Lives… Like getting Bit by a Zombie! And these Zombie Yin Yang Ear Plugs are just the thing you need when you’re Rambling about, Half Asleep, and…
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Zombie Pencil Toppers
These Small Zombie Pencil Toppers are PERFECT for your next Zombie Party! The Toppers are made of Plastic and Slip over the Top of a Pencil, just like an Eraser. The Details and Colors are Awesome, and they are…
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Undead Salt Pepper Shaker Holder
“Oh My Eyes, My Eyes, I feel so SALTY…” Oh Man. This, on the counter… AWESOME! Just imagine the Stares you’ll get… HA! An Undead Zombie Salt and Pepper Holder, that’s Morbid, Bloody, and Creepy Good Fun. With a…
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Zombie Feet Earrings
Nice! I’ve always wanted some Zombie Feet Dangling from my Ears! I like to Sniff the Toe Jam and Nibble on those Crusty Nails… Yeah… And now you can have Fun with these Green, Dead Feet as well… For…
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Zombie Entrails Plush Scarf
Well this just Cracks me up… And with Cold Weather coming, it’ll keep me Toasty and Warm. Just like Hot Brains. It’s a Zombie Plush, that’s also a Scarf. You just pull the Brains out and Voila… Undead Entrails….
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Zombie Skateboarding Shoe
If the Zombie Horde is coming, grab your Skateboard and GO! And with these Butt-Kicking Skateboard Shoes, you’ll be Hitting the Streets in Style. Great Custom Men’s Osiris Rebound Skateboarding Shoes, with Bloody Zombies, Skulls, Bones, Brains and Eyeballs……
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