Zombie Moustache With Teeth
This Mustache reminds me of Hulk Hogan… Not to be Confused with the “Fu Manchu Moustache” or “Handlebar Moustache”. This is the “Horseshoe Mustache”, and it comes with TEETH! Yeah Buddy! Gray Hair wrapping around some Gnarly, Distinguishing Teeth, makes you one Happy, Decaying, Slowing-Moving Zombie… Unless there’s Brains in Sight. Pop these in and Stand out from the Rest of the Dead! Rawrrr!
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You Might Be A Zombie Book
You Might Be a Zombie consists of some of the Best, Wittiest, and most well Written pieces from Cracked.com and combines them in something that People before the Internet used to Refer to as a “BOOK!” While the idea…
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Zombie Face Fleece Blanket
LMAO! This Zombie looks like it got run over by a steam-roller… HA! Now that’s FLAT! It’s the Perfect item to Snuggle up to when it’s Cold to the Bone, for this Zombie Faced Blanket is Handmade, Fleece, and…
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Zombie Mega Marbles
“What is Red and Green and goes 100 miles an hour?” “A Frog in a Blender!” “What is Green and Red all over?” “A Sunburned Elf”… Oh these Jokes are Horrible… But you know what? These Marbles aren’t. They’re…
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Blood Shot Eyeball Pendant
“What do you call a Fish with no Eye?” “A Fsh!” “What did the Right Eye say to the Left Eye?” “Just between you and me, something Smells!” OMG, the Puns make my Eyes Roll… So Feast Your Eyes…
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Walking Dead Wine Bottle Holder
Oh there’s nothing I’d rather do in the Zombie Apocalypse than get Drunk and Run, right? Can you imagine how Funny that would be? Well this year, you can with this Very Cool and Creepy Zombie Wine Bottle Holder….
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Lego Monster Fighters: the Zombies
Oh Freaking Sweet… Legos. Zombie Style. A Lego Playset titled: Lego Monster Fighters: The Zombies (#9465). Featuring 4 Minifigures Including Jack McHammer, Zombie Bride, Zombie Groom, & Zombie Driver. Along with Jack’s Truck and the 2 Giant Zombie Bashing…
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24 Zombie Eye Patches
“POP” That’s the Sound Glenn’s Eye Made when Negan hit it with a Bat… SPLAT! And now, everyone can look like Glenn from The Walking Dead, with these Fun, Colorful EYE-POPPING Eye Patches. Zombie Eyes, Bloody, Gory, Creepy as…
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Zombie Food Necklace
This Brain Necklace is Handmade by Zombie Lovers, no doubt! It’s just Waiting to be Devoured… with a SPOON! Bloody Brains on a China Plate… YUM! Imagine the Stares and Glares you’ll get with this Lovely Meal Dripping down…
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