Zombie Moustache With Teeth
This Mustache reminds me of Hulk Hogan… Not to be Confused with the “Fu Manchu Moustache” or “Handlebar Moustache”. This is the “Horseshoe Mustache”, and it comes with TEETH! Yeah Buddy! Gray Hair wrapping around some Gnarly, Distinguishing Teeth, makes you one Happy, Decaying, Slowing-Moving Zombie… Unless there’s Brains in Sight. Pop these in and Stand out from the Rest of the Dead! Rawrrr!
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Undead Salt Pepper Shaker Holder
“Oh My Eyes, My Eyes, I feel so SALTY…” Oh Man. This, on the counter… AWESOME! Just imagine the Stares you’ll get… HA! An Undead Zombie Salt and Pepper Holder, that’s Morbid, Bloody, and Creepy Good Fun. With a…
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Scooby Doo The Fright at Zombie Farm
“Scooby, Scooby Doo, Where are you?” At Zombie Farm it seems… For it’s Scooby Doo, a “You Choose Stories” called “The Fright at Zombie Farm”. When Scooby-Doo and the Gang visit their Friend’s Farm, they Seperate, allowing Readers to…
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Corpse Zombie Head Display
Oh Man, this is Gnarly! It’s a Display that would be Perfect for your Demonic Room… It’s a Corpse Zombie Head that’s EGADS UGLY! With a Rotting Head, Enlarged Bloody Eye and Bony Jagged Teeth that just Scream HORRIFIC,…
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Zombie Cookie Jar Head
This is FUN! It’s a Ceramic Cookie Jar that looks like a Green Zombie Head Splattered with BLOOD. Remove the Brains Lid and it’s Perfect for Cookies, Candy, or Brainsssss!!! :) Just think, Chocolate Chip Cookies with Chunks of…
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Left Behind Comedy Series
This Book is a “Laugh Out Loud” Zombie Comedy Series, featuring Harry, Alfie and Charlie who are Trying to enjoy a Nice Evening of Board Games and Beer when the Zombies come. Or, should I say “Zombie”. HA! Any…
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If I Were A Zombie T-Shirt
Awww… Now that’s true love! A hilarious T-Shirt with a Big Red Dripping Heart that reads: “If I Were A Zombie, I’d Eat You The Most!” HA! I love it… I’d love it more if you’d die though… :)…
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Half A Zombie
LOL… Poor Ned. Ned is a nerdy guy who turns into half a zombie quite hilariously. PEEPS! And then what happens at the hardware store after that… Sheer madness! And FUN! For this short zombie story is full of…
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Zombie Magnetic Poetry
You gotta LOVE Poetry for the Fridge. And Zombie Style, makes it all Better! With this Cool Zombie Magnetic Poetry Box, you get over 200 Ravenous Slow-Moving Words like: Mindless, Zombie, Wander, Hungry, Night, and Brain. Form Sentences like…
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