Zombie Moustache With Teeth
This Mustache reminds me of Hulk Hogan… Not to be Confused with the “Fu Manchu Moustache” or “Handlebar Moustache”. This is the “Horseshoe Mustache”, and it comes with TEETH! Yeah Buddy! Gray Hair wrapping around some Gnarly, Distinguishing Teeth, makes you one Happy, Decaying, Slowing-Moving Zombie… Unless there’s Brains in Sight. Pop these in and Stand out from the Rest of the Dead! Rawrrr!
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Jesus H. Zombie
Alex and Jamie Hit Jesus with a Car. Brought him Home. But Who will Zombie Jesus Eat? Can they Rescue the Town? “Christ!!!” What does the H stand for in Jesus H. Christ? Urban Dictionary says “Holy”, “Haploid”, “Hell”,…
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Zombie Fingers Bookmark
The next time you read Stephen King’s Zombie Book “CELL”, make sure you use these. They are ZOMBIE FINGER Bookmarks! And they are GORY COOL! Looking like Real Chopped off Bloody Fingers, these Zombie Digits are made of Plastic…
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Zombie Face T-Shirt
What a Kick Ass Cool Zombie! This Mountain Zombie Face Adult Sized T-Shirt Features an Over-Sized Relaxed Fit, with Reinforced Double-Stitching on all Seams. After Dyeing they are Washed and Dried, so they Arrive Comfortable, Pre-Shrunk and Ready to…
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Wretched Animated Zombie Prop
This is me in the morning, trying to drink coffee in the car… SPLASH! A Crispy, Creepy Zombie Prop, that’s Frightening and ANIMATED! A Gory Foam-Filled Latex Prop of a Tortured Zombie Figure that Shakes with Fear and Suffering!…
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Munchkin Zombies Card Game
This Game is all about Braiiiins! It’s the Silliest Munchkin Game yet. The Players are Zombies, Kicking down Doors and Eating Brains. Ha! The “Monsters” they’re Attacking are People, some Helpless and some Hazardous, with a few Rogue Zombies…
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Here Zombie Necklace
I Love this Saying “Here Zombies, Zombies, Zombies!”, it’s a Perfect Gift for the Zombie Hunter… Featuring a 1″ Round Frame, this Image is Printed and Sealed behind a Cabochon Glass Dome that hangs from an 18″ Silver Plated…
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Crawling Zombie Baby Prop
LMAO! Take this Kid out in a Stroller and see people’s reactions… Not to mention your Wife’s! HA! “Here Honey, you Hold the Baby!” Creepy Green Headed Baby Zombie Prop, that Crawls across the Floor? No Way! Hideous Teeth,…
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Bloody Fedora Zombie Hat
There’s nothing worse, than being a zombie, being hungry, and neglecting your own brains. Right? Well… With this Cool, Creepy, Zombie Hat… Your Brains are Bloody, visible, and ready to spill. For it’s a Zombie Fedora Hat, and the…
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