“What do you call a 350-pound Stripper?” “Broke!” “What’s the Difference between a Magician and a Stripper?” “One has a Cunning Stunt…” You know, if there’s Strippers in the Zombie Apocalypse, I probably wouldn’t mind getting Chewed to Pieces….

LMAOOOOOOOOOOO! It’s Elf on a Shelf, that Naughty No-Good Elf, being worse than ever, for this Elf is DEAD. Undead. A Zombie Elf that’s Hilarious, Mean, and Looking for Brains. It’s Zombie Elf, with Yellow-Blood-Shot Eyes, covered with Blood,…

I Love this Saying “Here Zombies, Zombies, Zombies!”, it’s a Perfect Gift for the Zombie Hunter… Featuring a 1″ Round Frame, this Image is Printed and Sealed behind a Cabochon Glass Dome that hangs from an 18″ Silver Plated…

Look at the Detail in this Zombie Ring. It’s SO OUTSTANDING! And… It’s Wrapping it’s Dead Fingers around your Flesh and Squeezing Tight… YIKES! The Gory Hand, the Severed Arm, the Bones Sticking out of the Sleeve… YIKES! This…

Well that’s just Lovely… Double Lovely. It’s a Zombie Mask that’s Double the Gore, and the Slices, and the Blood, and the Eyeballs… YIKES! Featuring a Zombie Mask, that’s a Deformed Double Mutant, and it’s Frightening indeed. 100% Natural…

A Russian Space Station crashes in Amsterdam, releasing a Deadly Virus that turns Citizens into Flesh-Craving Psychopaths. Strangers emerge from Jail, oblivious to the Mayhem until they team up with a Police Officer, and the unlikely Band of Heroes…

Get the Party Started… It’s Zombie Time! Featuring a Great Kit that will Turn your Next Party into a Zombie Crawl. With a 10-Piece Funny Zombie Zone Photo Booth Prop Kit that Includes 10 Zombie Crawl Arrow and Speech…

Ahh! I’m Melting… What a World… And what a World it would be with Daryl Dixon by your side. Right? Get outta the way Zombie Horde, PEW-PEW! It’s Daryl as you’ve never seen him before in this Stunning Digital…