Zombie Box Turkey Call
It’s Thanksgiving… So if you’re a Turkey short… You’ll probably need a Dead Turkey Call Box… A Squawker that Sounds like a Turkey, and makes the Turkeys come. Kind of like when the Dinner Bell Rings and Aunt Martha shuffles to the table. It’s a “Zombie Box”, made of Cherry and Poplar Wood, that’s Waterproof, Versatile and Authentic, and No Chalk is Required. Sounds Gobbly Good to me! :)
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Zombie Turkey Outbreak
Thanksgiving is coming (aka Turkey Murder Day), so get your Weapons ready… Driven Mad after Losing his Farm, a local Turkey Farmer, J. Snydles, Plots his Revenge on an Unsuspecting Town. Using Steroids, Toxic Waste, and a Small amount…
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Zombie Duvet Bed Cover
Talk about Nightmares! This Queen Sized Duvet Bed Cover is a Freaking Green Zombie Head with Gnarly Teeth, an Jutting Eye, and Juicy Spit Flying Everywhere! Sounds like the Perfect Cover for a Zombie Invasion. :) Size: 88″ x…
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2016 Zombie Pinup Girl Calendar
Now that’s one Sweet Looking Pin-Up Girl! So Colorful, so Sexy, so BLOODY HOT! This is one Calendar everyone will Rave about. Featuring a Different Zombie Girl in Seductive Poses, this 13 Month Wall Calendar is the Perfect Way…
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Zombies Floating Foam Keychain
You know that feeling… Floating in the Water, Surrounded by Zombies, Unable to Start the Boat because your Keys Sank to the Bottom… Sigh! Should have bought a Floating Keychain, just like this Fun Green Zombie Keychain here. It…
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Little Zombie Boy Kids Book
Little Zombie Boy is a zombie adventure the whole family can enjoy! This fun, rhyming story tells the tale of little zombie boy after he wakes up in the graveyard sad and scared. Partake in little zombie boy’s adventure…
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Day Of The Dead: Bloodline Blu-Ray
This 2018 Remake is Fun to Watch. A Terrifying Retelling of George A. Romero’s Zombie Horror Classic “Day of the Dead. When a Small Group of Military Personnel and Survivalists Hunker down in an Underground Bunker, they Seek to…
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Stop Animation Zombie Movie Kit
This is a Do-It-Yourself Movie Kit that allows you to Make Your Own Stop-Animation Zombie Movie. Kids (Ages 6+) will Love Directing and Editing their own Animations with this Monster Kit. The D.I.Y. Kit works with Multiple Free Stop…
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Scissor Hand Zombie Kid Belly Ring
Well this makes for the most interesting Belly Button Ring ever… A Zombie Kid with Scissor Hands. YIKES! Fun, Cartoon, Colorful, and Ideal for the Undead Fan. 14 Gauge, 3/8 Inches Long, 316L Stainless Steel Curved Barbell with a…
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