Zombie Quick-Drying Beach Swim Board Trunks
Wait…. Zombies Can’t Swim! Well, that is, if they aren’t attached to your body. And with these Men’s Swim Trunks… HANG ON FOR DEAR LIFE! For they’re Quick-Drying Board Trunks that are Fun, Colorful, and some Undead Thing is Popping right from the Crotch. Yeah Buddy! 100% Polyester Fibers, available in Sizes M-XXL. The Dead will make you Stand out this Summer! Just Slap them on and Dive right in…
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Zombie Foot Necklace
AWESOME! This Scary Zombie Foot Necklace Creeps me out! Looking like a Chopped off Zombie Foot, that’s tinted Green and BLOOD RED, you’ll LOVE this Dangling Digit and LOVE the Comments you get on it as well. Made of…
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Zombie Love Paperback
HA! It’s a Zombie Valentine’s Day with this FUN book. Called Zombie Love: The Do’s, Don’ts, and It Depends of Undead Dating… It’s a paperback, 160 pages, featuring a reanimated corpse that falls in love in this hilarious dating…
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Mighty Max Grips the Hand Playset Toy
Looking for a Vintage Zombie Toy that’s Creepy, Green and UNDEAD? Well this Mighty Max Playset Toy (by Bluebird Toys 1994 ), Grips the Hand is a Doom Zone with a Graveyard Theme. Featuring Original Figures Mighty Max and…
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Sunny Burns Zombie Doll
Who says Zombies are just for Boys? With this Zombie Doll, appropriately named “Sunny Burns”, Girls can have FUN being Zombies too! Green Skined Zombie with Blue Lips brings Fashion Back from the Dead! Comes complete with a Tombstone…
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Father’s Day Zombie Survival Kit
Father’s Day is coming (June 18th, 2017), so all those UNDEAD DADS, Zombie Lovers, Walking Dead Fans, get them a Gift Basket, a Survival Kit they’ll sure Appreciate. A Father’s Day Survival Kit filled with Brain Food; Protein; TNT;…
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One-Eyed Zombie Bottle Opener
HA! This is a Metal Bottle Opener based on the Hit Show and Comics Series “The Walking Dead”! It’s a Zombie’s Gaping Eye Socket that Grips Bottle Caps for Easy Opening. Measuring 3.5″ x 5″, this Zombie Opener Features…
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Day Of The Dead Zombie Mask
This is Scary… It’s a Zombie Mask that’s so Real and Frightening, that Everyone will Scream. It’s Bub… Bub from George A. Romero’s Classic Zombie Film “Day of the Dead”, and it’s the Most Screen Accurate Bub Mask Ever…
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Crusty Zombie Toenails
These Corroded Zombie Toenails offer a Tasty Toe Jam Treat. When Searching for Zombies to Kill, this Crunchy 2 oz Snack will keep your Hunger under Control. Brown, Curled, Smelly, and Rank, these Edible Munchies may remind you of…
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