Zombie Quick-Drying Beach Swim Board Trunks
Wait…. Zombies Can’t Swim! Well, that is, if they aren’t attached to your body. And with these Men’s Swim Trunks… HANG ON FOR DEAR LIFE! For they’re Quick-Drying Board Trunks that are Fun, Colorful, and some Undead Thing is Popping right from the Crotch. Yeah Buddy! 100% Polyester Fibers, available in Sizes M-XXL. The Dead will make you Stand out this Summer! Just Slap them on and Dive right in…
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Zombie Heart Nipple Chains
Oh Nice… This is one way to Attract a Zombie… With a Zombie Heart! A Green Rotting Toxic Heart, Dangling from a Wicked Black Chain, that connects to your NIPPLES! OUCH! It’s just a little Stab Wound, right? Adorned…
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iPhone Undead Lightning Zombie Cable
Sometimes Zombies are Slow, sometimes Zombies are Fast… And with this Lightning Cable for the iPhone, they’re FAST!!! It’s an Undead Mobile Charging Cable that’s a Perfect Gift for any Zombie Fan, Walking Dead, Z Nation… Anybody looking for…
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The Walking Dead Folding Umbrella
“I’m Singing in the…” Oh Crap! RUNNNNNNN! It’s Zombies. Everywhere. Blood falling from the Sky… “RAWRRRRR!” Walking Dead Zombies, Gory, Evil, HUNGRY… Looking down on you as you Dance in the Bloody Rain. A Fun Folding, Travel, Portable Umbrella…
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Zombie Whack A Mole Game
Whack a Zombie… Just like Whack a Mole. It’s a fun game for kids, ages 3 4 5 6 7 8+, that gives your children the experience of arcade games… at home! This toy set has a unique zombie…
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Zombie Face Cookie Cutter Set
Have FUN at your next Party with this set of Zombie Cookie Cutters… Make Cool Zombie Faces with these Plastic (Hand Wash ONLY) Pieces and Parts of Zombie Heads, Eyes, Mouth and Hair… Talk about a SCARE! Plus, you…
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Objects in Mirror Zombie Decal
HA HA! This Zombie Vehicle Decal is 4″ X 1/2″ and Sticks right onto your Side Mirror. It reads: OBJECTS IN MIRROR ARE ZOMBIES, along with a Few Zombies Rambling about. What FUN is this? Great Gift for the…
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Zombie Bart Simpson
LOL! The Simpsons have been around a Wee-Bit too long. They’re looking a little Crusty! Especially Bart! Could have something to do with that Spoon Digging into his Juicy Red Brains… HA! This Colorful Bart Simpson Zombie Figure is…
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Rotten Gums Zombie Mask
Oh man, do I have something stuck in my tooth? I HATE that… And everyone else will HATE this Mask. A Freaky Zombie Mask that’s totally Scary, Frightening, and CREEPY! With a Ripped off Chin, exposing big, bold, white…
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