Cleaver Zombie
This is a Real Butcher Knife. Repeat… THIS IS NOT A TOY! It’s a Real Cleaver, for Cutting Veggies, Chicken, Fingers, Toes, and ZOMBIES! Slice and Dice anything you want with this Very Cool Zombie Tool. Green Blade, Bloody Metal, with Zombie Faces and Foes… It’s a Cleaver IDEAL for the Zombie Lover, Walking Dead Fan, or any Fanatic who just likes to Mangle Heads or Hearts. It’s the only way to CUT!
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Zombie Repellent Breath Spray
Let’s Face it. Your Breath is already Bad enough to Wake the Dead… But just in case that happens (and we all know the Zombie Apocalypse will happen), then you better be prepared; Arm yourself with Zombie Repellent Breath…
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Zombie Lincoln Bank
Oh Abe… You always have that Scowl upon your Face… Must be because you’re Full of Coins! Creepy Zombie Abraham Lincoln will Eat anything that gets close… So Beware! Made of Resin, this Cool Coin Bank looks like the…
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Zombie Hanging Air Freshener
LMAO! It’s a Dead Zombie Car Air Freshener that hangs from your Rear View Mirror! “What’s that Smell?” HA! It’s Rotten Flesh… Actually, it has a Fruity Scent, but it still looks Cool as Hell. Measuring 6.5″ High, it…
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Zombie Male Female Dangle Earrings
AWESOMEEEEEEE! These Zombie Earrings are Perfect for Halloween and all you Zombie Freaks. What a Lovely Pair, a Male Zombie and a Female Zombie, Dangling from each ear. SICK! Featuring Two Different Zombies, Bloody, Creepy, and MISSING AN ARM!…
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My Zombie Dog Book
OMG… This is FUN! Take one Shy Teenage Boy, a Dopey Best Mate, a Granny who’s Lost her Marbles (and Teeth), a Kid Sister who Bites back and a Smelly Demon Dog, and what do you get? My Zombie…
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Werewolf Zombie Wall Sculpture
This Zombie Werewolf is Creepy COOL! Emerging from the Grave, this Edgy Shape Shifter opens his Powerful Jaw in a Silent, Sharp Toothed Hiss that Forewarns anyone who Dares come near! Cast in Resin and Hand-Painted with an almost…
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Eye Heart Zombies Bottle Opener
Open that Toxic Brew with a little Zombie Gun! Okay, not a real Gun, but you’ll be Firing it around the Kitchen for sure. It’s a Zombie Eye-Heart Bottle Opener that’s made out of Steel. It not only opens…
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Zombie Brains Candle
Mmmmmm, Smells like BRAINSSSS! My favorite scent. It’s a fun, colorful zombie brain candle that will turn your den, into a haven for the undead. Liven up your surroundings with the sweet stench of melting brain matter. A handmade…
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