Cleaver Zombie
This is a Real Butcher Knife. Repeat… THIS IS NOT A TOY! It’s a Real Cleaver, for Cutting Veggies, Chicken, Fingers, Toes, and ZOMBIES! Slice and Dice anything you want with this Very Cool Zombie Tool. Green Blade, Bloody Metal, with Zombie Faces and Foes… It’s a Cleaver IDEAL for the Zombie Lover, Walking Dead Fan, or any Fanatic who just likes to Mangle Heads or Hearts. It’s the only way to CUT!
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Zombie Lycra Face Mask
Geez O Petes… This Mask is Pretty Freaking Frightening… A Lycra Mask that’s one UGLYYYY Zombie! 100% Lycra, Fits your Face like a Second Skin… Takes your Scare Factor to the Next Level. Repulsively Realistic, No Need for Hot…
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Zombie Turkey Rubber Stamp
LOL Aren’t all Turkey’s Zombies? Dead to the World? Nothing but Dinner, Stuffing, Legs and Thighs? I think so… But now, EVERYTHING can be Zombie Turkeys, for this Fun Rubber Stamp is Dead Turkey Heaven. Handmade Graphics featuring a…
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Ugly Zombie Christmas Sweater
HA! Now this is an Ugly Christmas Sweater, no doubt. Featuring Santa, Jolly ole St. Nick. Standing on a Pile of Snow, Covered in Blood. Elf Blood. Blown Apart. And the Words “Santa Claus, Zombie Sleigher” in Big Black…
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Walking Dead Zombie Horde Boxers
LMAO! They have these listed as a “Zombie Herd”… HAHAHA! I can’t Stop Laughing at it. A Herd, versus a Horde! How Funny! Anyway, these are a Colorful Bunch of Boxers… Walking Dead Boxer Shorts with Walkers everywhere. A…
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Zombie Hands Pathway Markers
Look, you don’t want Zombies just Rambling around Searching for your Brains. NO! You need to Guide them, Show them the way… And no better way to do that, then with some Zombie Hand Path Markers. Outside Lights that…
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Gore Zombie Box
Sick! What a Cool Creepy Box. A Zombie Box that’s Handmade, Gory as all get out, and Perfect for Storing all your Valuables, like Jewelry, Coins, Brainsssssss! With Bulging Undead Eyes, Rotting Teeth, Ripped Gums and Tons of Blood,…
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TWD Negan Body Pillow Case
LMAO! I’m sure after last nights Walking Dead, the Fight Between Negan and Rick, you’ll want to Snuggle up with this Body Pillow and Cry. What a Great Episode… LOVED IT! And I LOVE this Pillow Case too… A…
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Zombie Rib Rack T-Shirt
Lovely… Spare Ribs Sound Pretty Good right now… Maybe I’ll have a Rack. A Bloody Rack, for this T-Shirt, is all about the Blood. Blood and Bones with an Exposed Rib Cage Rack that’s Horrific, Fun, and a Quick…
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