Zombie Survival Gear Stocking
Have a Walking Dead Fan on your Christmas List? Well why not buy them a Bunch of Zombie Survival Tools, like Knives, Blades, Axes, Ninja Stars… And pile them into this most Awesome Zombie Survival Stocking… Durable, many colors to choose from: Green, Black, Tan, and cram it full of Survival Gear and Weapons. It’s a Ho Ho Brain Stomping, Blood Gushing, Head Cutting Holiday! Grab your Stocking and RUN!
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Zombie Fleece Scarf
This Scarf is Ideal for the Colder Temperatures and Dead Frigid Bodies… It’ll keep you Nice and Toasty. All except for your Brains… For it’s what they call, a Zombie Ugly Christmas Warm Fleece Scarf! HA! Featuring Walking Dead…
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Here Zombie Necklace
I Love this Saying “Here Zombies, Zombies, Zombies!”, it’s a Perfect Gift for the Zombie Hunter… Featuring a 1″ Round Frame, this Image is Printed and Sealed behind a Cabochon Glass Dome that hangs from an 18″ Silver Plated…
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Zombie Apocalypse Foam Pumpkin
These are COOL. Hand-Carved Pumpkins (Made of Foam), featuring Walkers, Zombies, The Infected, all coming for to Halloween Party. Decorate in Undead Style with a Pumpkin that comes with a Built-in Light bulb. The Zombies GLOW! (And if you…
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Takis Zombie Tortilla Chips
Zombies Eat Brains, and Apparently, Tortilla Chips. For these Tasty Treats are Ideal for all those Brain Dipping Goodies… Mini Takis, Habanero and Cucumber Flavored, are Lovely Little Mini Tortilla Rolled Chips. Delicious and Guaranteed Fresh, you’ll want to…
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Zombie Back Scratcher
LMAO! You Scratch my Back, I’ll EAT yours! HA! What a Great Gift for the Zombie Fan… That way you can Itch the Infection so it Spreads Faster! YES! Made of Composite Resin, Hand Painted so it looks Rotten…
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Dark Darker Darkest Board Game
Dark Darker Darkest is a Cooperative Zombie Board Game where 2-5 “Survivors” Explore the Secured House of Doctor Mortimer, working to Stop the Zombie Apocalypse. The Main Goal of the Game is to Unlock the Security System of the…
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You’ve Got Red On You T-Shirt
LMAO! You’ve got Red on you! It’s right There! This Foree Electric T-Shirt is AWESOME! Made from 100% Cotton and Printed to look just like the Shirt and Striped Red Tie that Sales Adviser Shaun (From Shaun of the…
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Scissor Hand Zombie Kid Belly Ring
Well this makes for the most interesting Belly Button Ring ever… A Zombie Kid with Scissor Hands. YIKES! Fun, Cartoon, Colorful, and Ideal for the Undead Fan. 14 Gauge, 3/8 Inches Long, 316L Stainless Steel Curved Barbell with a…
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