Zombie Poop
LMAO… You can get a Stocking Full of Coal this Christmas, or if you’re a Walking Dead Fan, Z Nation Freak, or Undead Fool, then you’ll probably end up getting Zombie POO instead! A Bag full of Zombie Turds, (Actually just Candy Bones in Vintage Cotton Sack), but it will surely make the people Screech and Laugh as they Run from the Zombie Horde. Not to mention, Poop their Pants. Right?
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Severed Fingers
Gnarly! Lay these Delicious Looking H’orderves around the House and it’ll look like a Trail of Breadcrumbs for Zombies! Realistic Fingers that are Bony, Bloody, and Scary as Hell. Made of Latex, Cut directly off a Zombie, each Finger…
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Zombie Doctor Face Mask
Gnarly! This Face Mask Costume is Crazy Cool! It’s a Bloody Zombie Face Mask, which allows you to be a Doctor, Surgeon, Dentist, Nurse… That’s a Freaking Bloody Flesh Eater! Full of Blood and Teeth, this Horrifying Face Mask,…
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Starbucks Zombie Frappuccino
MMMM… I’m feeling a little Green Today. Like a Walking Zombie… Must Need a Pick Me Up. An Ice Cold Beverage from Starbucks… Especially when they have their Zombie Frappuccino. Green, Red, Pink Brains, it’s all Good, and Gooey……
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Zombie Eye Ear Plugs
SICK!!! I SEE what you did there… Collected Eyes from Glenn and The Governor… HA! But no, these are Zombie Eyes… Gross, Bloody, Round and Gory, Ideal for your Ear Holes. Fun Undead Plugs that are Handmade, Plastic, Polymer…
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Keep Calm and Kill Zombies Necklace
Beautiful Necklace… Just the way I like it: BLOODY! GORY! FRIGHTFUL… FUN…. For it’s a “Keep Calm and Kill Zombies” Necklace Pendant that’s Horrific and Ideal for any Walking Dead Fan. Featuring a Round Silver Plated Disc that reads…
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Zombie Wood Earrings
LMAO! These are Different… Fun Wooden Earrings that Feature Handmade Zombies, Perfect for your Ear Lobes. Made with Lightweight Wood, these Organic Undead will Haunt your Ears but good. Funny Zombies, Smaller than a Dime, with Wagging Tongues and…
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TWD Here’s Negan! Board Game
In The Walking Dead: Here’s Negan! – The Board Game, each person takes on the role of one of Negan’s ambitious followers: Sherry, Dwight, Laura, John or Tara, who must clear the factory “Sanctuary” of Walkers. Danger lurks around…
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Smell My Zombie Feet Doormat Rug
Beautiful Toe Nails! You know the saying, Trick or Treat, Smell my Feet, Give me something Good to Eat… (That’s actually only part of the Original Song, the rest is even Sillier – Google it!) Now that Smelly Feet…
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