Zombie Foot Ring
HA HA HA! This is a Ring I LOVE… A Bloody, Fun, Green, Gross, Handmade, Stitched, Bloody Meat Foot Ring… Just what my Finger wants to Slide into… Yeah! Created out of Fimo, this Funny Zombie Foot is an Eye-Catcher for sure. 1″ Long, Lightweight, it sits on top of an Adjustable Ring… And would make the Perfect Engagement Ring for any Undead Fool! Smell that? It’s my Toe Jam…
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John McCain Zombie Mask
Oh John… It looks just like you. Remember that Debate with Obama… Yeah, put this Mask on, Stick your Tongue out and you’ll be a Parody too! This Funny Zombie Faced McCain is made out of Latex. It’s Colorful,…
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Snack Time Zombie Baby Prop
LOL! Let the Dead Baby Jokes Begin! HA! This Little Piggy Went to Market, this Little Piggy Stayed Home – and that was a Bad Idea with the Snack Time Zombie Baby around. Transform Nursery Rhymes into Horrible Crimes…
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Zombie Triple Feature Films
Pop the Popcorn, it’s an All-Nighter… 3 Classic Cult Films; Diary of the Dead, The Zombie Diaries, and Automaton Transfusion. George A. Romero’s Diary of the Dead; Film Students Record the Pandemic Rise of Flesh-Eating Zombies while Struggling for…
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Custom Zombie Docking Station
Beautiful. Just what you always wanted to say to a Zombie “Here, Hold my Belongings!” HA! A Zombie Docking Station, Handmade out of Wood, this Station holds all types of Phones: Iphone 7, Iphone 6, Iphone 5, Iphone 8……
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Zombie Brooch
Okay, he’s Cute. It’s like a Little Zombie Pal that you can Wear on your Sweater, Coat, Hat, Shirt, Purse, Nose Piercing… It’s a Handmade Undead that’s Green, Hungry, and Missing the Lower Mandible. With 6 Perfectly White Teeth,…
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Zombies Were Irish Too T-Shirt
LMAO! Well if this isn’t the most Appropriate T-Shirt for St. Patrick’s Day: A Zombie T-Shirt, Green of course! A Green Zombie, Stumbling around with a Saint Paddy’s Day Hat on, reading “Zombies Were Irish Too!” Too Cool, too…
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Redneck Zombie Jokes
LOL! Just hearing the name of this book makes me laugh… Redneck Zombie Jokes! Really? Okay… Here’s one of em: “What sugary, inexpensive treat do Redneck Zombie children look forward to eating at snack time?” “Jelly-Belly Buttons!” Nice… Perfectly…
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Zombie Poop Candy
LMAO! My Ass hurts just thinking about this… It’s a Bottle of ZOMBIE POOP that’s Gross Green, and Surprisingly, Quite Chewy! :) Kids are gonna LOVE this! Green Balls of Poo are actually Green Apple Flavored Chewy Candy, but…
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