Grandma-Attack of the Geriatric Zombies
LMAO! Usually when you go to Grandma’s, she FEEDS YOU! HA! Now, she’s some Demented Zombie who is making your Vacation HELL! Appropriately named “GRANDMA – Attack of the Geriatric Zombies Novel”, this book takes you where Grandpa never went… The Undead. Because now, everything’s gone Horribly Wrong. Except the Price, FREE for Kindle Unlimited, $9.99 for Paperback… Choose Wisely!
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Zombies Hate Stuff Book
Zombies Hate Clowns! They also Hate Hippies, not to mention Zip Lines, Penguins, Moon Penguins, Nudists, Weddings, Sharing, and Kittens. They really Hate Unicorns, strangely don’t mind Canadians, and love YOU! :) With over 56 Watercolor Illustrations featuring things…
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Severed Zombie Finger Pin
With zombies, they’re always giving you the finger, the eyeballs, the guts, the brains… What a mess! Luckily, this finger, attaches to your lapel and you can keep track of it everywhere you go. It’s a fun blue zombie…
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Zombie Face Ski Mask
Just think… The Zombie Virus hits when you’re on the Slope… GNARLY! Gives a new meaning to “Brain Bucket”… Eh? So get in the Mood with a little Zombie Face Mask. A Colorful Mask that Looks like the Hungry…
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Color Changing Zombie Brain Pendant
Sick! Must-Have Zombie Brainsssss! This Brain Pendant is Totally Cool… For it Changes Colors with Different Types of Lighting. Just Wear the Brains, and they’ll Turn Green, Pink, all the Delicious Colors of Brain Matter. Fluorescent Bulbs turn it…
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A Bloody Zombie Smash
It was a Mash, a Bloody Zombie Smash! And this Ground Zero stand alone Book, is appropriately called: Ground Zero: A Bloody Zombie Smash! All Aboard a Freighter, a Terrorist prepares to Unleash an Unimaginable Horror, the Undead Plague….
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Zombie Catnip Toys
You know, when a cat gets into catnip… It really does look like a zombie… Granly, foaming at the mouth, chewing mice to pieces… And you should see them in water, BALISTIC!!! Oh wait, that’s every day… Cute, Fun,…
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Zombie Survival Playing Cards
What a Great Set of Playing Cards to Own! It’s the Zombie Survival Deck that Contains 52 Different Images that can Help you Survive a Zombie Apocalypse. Don’t get Caught Unprepared Especially when you’re Playing a Serious Card Game…
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Zombie Sleep Mask
When you Sleep, you’re Dead to the World anyway, so why not Look the part? This Zombie Sleep Mask is just the thing you need to get your Eternal Beauty Rest. Wrapping around your Head with an Elastic Cord,…
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