Grandma-Attack of the Geriatric Zombies
LMAO! Usually when you go to Grandma’s, she FEEDS YOU! HA! Now, she’s some Demented Zombie who is making your Vacation HELL! Appropriately named “GRANDMA – Attack of the Geriatric Zombies Novel”, this book takes you where Grandpa never went… The Undead. Because now, everything’s gone Horribly Wrong. Except the Price, FREE for Kindle Unlimited, $9.99 for Paperback… Choose Wisely!
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Zombie Munch Trail Mix
Eat like a zombie with a pile of brains, for this mix is ideal for the starving… It’s a zombie munch trail mix that’s perfect for the zombie apocalypse. A great survival resealable bag of Spicy Peanuts, Almonds Roasted…
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The Horde Blu-Ray
A Group of Humans Suddenly find themselves in a Zombie-Infested World… And the Zombies are NOT Slow! Superfast, Superstrong, they are really Quite Hungry! “The Horde” is a Relentless and Brutal Exercise in Zombie Mayhem. If you Enjoy Action…
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I Heart Brains Zombie Gloves
Gotta keep those Rotting Fingers Warm… You could Sink them into a Nice Skull Cavity and Scoop out some Brains, or you could just slip on some I Heart Brains Gloves and stay Toasty all Winter! Cute Gloves, Black…
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Zombie Plates Napkins Cups
Having a Birthday? A Party? A Funeral? Isn’t it time you invested in a Set of Party Supplies? Like Napkins, Plates and Cups… With ZOMBIES? Zombie Hands and Creepy Green Toxic Plates that will Chill your Party to the…
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Nerf Zombie Strike Inflatable Target
“RAWRRRRRRR!” It’s a Zombie… Better get your Nerf Zombie Strike Gun and Blast away… And Shooting Zombies is Fun with this Inflatable Undead Target. Featuring a Scary Zombie (Like a Scooby Doo Version), that stands 36″ high, and can…
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Sarah Palin Zombie Mask
Sarah Palin COULD see Russia from her Home… IF SHE WERE ALIVE! HA! And with this Zombie Mask, she doesn’t look so HOT! Made with 100% Latex and Resembling the former Governor of Alaska, this Pale Palin has Scary…
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Headless Zombie Prop
Sometimes all a Zombie wants is a little head… Right? That and some BRAINS! And with this Horrifying Animated Prop, you can have it all. Bones, Blood, Bulging Eyeballs… It’s Creepy, Frightful and Gory! So be the Life of…
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Crawling Zombie Baby Prop
LMAO! Take this Kid out in a Stroller and see people’s reactions… Not to mention your Wife’s! HA! “Here Honey, you Hold the Baby!” Creepy Green Headed Baby Zombie Prop, that Crawls across the Floor? No Way! Hideous Teeth,…
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