Grandma-Attack of the Geriatric Zombies

January 21, 2017

LMAO! Usually when you go to Grandma’s, she FEEDS YOU! HA! Now, she’s some Demented Zombie who is making your Vacation HELL! Appropriately named “GRANDMA – Attack of the Geriatric Zombies Novel”, this book takes you where Grandpa never went… The Undead. Because now, everything’s gone Horribly Wrong. Except the Price, FREE for Kindle Unlimited, $9.99 for Paperback… Choose Wisely!

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