Zombie Love Paperback
HA! It’s a Zombie Valentine’s Day with this FUN book. Called Zombie Love: The Do’s, Don’ts, and It Depends of Undead Dating… It’s a paperback, 160 pages, featuring a reanimated corpse that falls in love in this hilarious dating guide parody… Hook up with the undead, without having to worry about fetid breath, angry mobs, or missing appendages. With insightful advice, tips, quizzes, and more, you’ll LOVE Zombie Love!
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Zombie Jelly Workshop
Nice… Peanut Butter and Zombie Jelly anyone? HA! It’s a Fun Kid’s Workshop that Includes everything you need to make Jellified Fingers, Ears, Maggots, Hearts, Brains & Eyeballs… Undead Snacks… Breadcrumbs when you’re running from the Zombie Horde. Featuring…
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A Bloody Zombie Smash
It was a Mash, a Bloody Zombie Smash! And this Ground Zero stand alone Book, is appropriately called: Ground Zero: A Bloody Zombie Smash! All Aboard a Freighter, a Terrorist prepares to Unleash an Unimaginable Horror, the Undead Plague….
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Zombie Fidget Spinner
Fidget much? Well how about Fidgeting with a ZOMBIE? For this Delightful Fidget Spinner is a Zombie Fidget Spinner. Featuring Colorful Green Zombie Heads, which you can Spin to your Heart’s Content… With a Fidget Spinner, you can have…
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Zombie Strike Double Blaster
Put a Double Tap on every Zombie you see with this Doublestrike Blaster! The Compact, One-Handed Design lets you Load Fast and Fire! And when you Cock the Blaster and pull the Trigger, the Double Tap is Automatic because…
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Zombie Art 2017 Wall Calendar
Round up the 2016 Year, the Best way you can… With a little Zombie Bite and some Blood! Because 2016 SUCKED, and 2017 is HERE… And so is the Zombie Apocalypse! Because this 2017 Wall Calendar is nothing but…
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Bloody Red Zombie Gloves
Nothing like a Red Raw Zombie… And these Great Zombie Gloves will totally take your Costume to the Next Level. Fun, Easy to Slip on Undead Gloves, made of High Quality Eco-Friendly Latex Material, that’s Harmless for the Skin…
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Zombie Tarot Card Reading
Wait a Minute… A Zombie Tarot Card READING? Did you know you could do this? Get a Real Tarot Card Reading ONLINE? WHAT FUN!!! This $5.00+ price is for One Reading with a Zombie Tarot Deck. It’s the Perfect…
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Gore Zombie Box
Sick! What a Cool Creepy Box. A Zombie Box that’s Handmade, Gory as all get out, and Perfect for Storing all your Valuables, like Jewelry, Coins, Brainsssssss! With Bulging Undead Eyes, Rotting Teeth, Ripped Gums and Tons of Blood,…
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