Zombie Love Paperback
HA! It’s a Zombie Valentine’s Day with this FUN book. Called Zombie Love: The Do’s, Don’ts, and It Depends of Undead Dating… It’s a paperback, 160 pages, featuring a reanimated corpse that falls in love in this hilarious dating guide parody… Hook up with the undead, without having to worry about fetid breath, angry mobs, or missing appendages. With insightful advice, tips, quizzes, and more, you’ll LOVE Zombie Love!
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Build Your Own Zombie Kit
With the Zombie Apocalypse due any time now, you can Build your own Zombie to help you Identify them, get some Target Practice in with the Zombie Shootout, and if all else fails, Disguise yourself as one with the…
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Morphsuit Zombie Skinsuit
Man these things just Creep me out. They always look Freaking Scary and Nightmarish! And this Full Body Monster Zombie Skinsuit certainly is a Fright indeed. Featuring a Morphsuit made out of 87% Polyester and 13% Lycra, Ideal for…
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Keep Calm and Kill Zombies Necklace
Beautiful Necklace… Just the way I like it: BLOODY! GORY! FRIGHTFUL… FUN…. For it’s a “Keep Calm and Kill Zombies” Necklace Pendant that’s Horrific and Ideal for any Walking Dead Fan. Featuring a Round Silver Plated Disc that reads…
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Zombie Snot Shots
Lol, YUM! Nothing’s better to Munch on at Christmas than Zombie Snot Shots. Fun Zombie Nostrils Dripping Undead GOO… What’s not to Love? Talk about a Science Experiment gone Wrong. Or Right… For it’s Doctor Dreadful’s Latest Gross Treats……
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A Bloody Zombie Smash
It was a Mash, a Bloody Zombie Smash! And this Ground Zero stand alone Book, is appropriately called: Ground Zero: A Bloody Zombie Smash! All Aboard a Freighter, a Terrorist prepares to Unleash an Unimaginable Horror, the Undead Plague….
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Zombie Combat Academy Skull Ring
If you’re going to Bash your Fist through a Zombie’s Head, better wear this Ring. It’s Metal. It’ll Pulverize those Brains! Plus, a little RED might make this Ring look Cooler. Even though it’s Cool enough. A Skull, Adorned…
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Zombies Were Irish Too T-Shirt
LMAO! Well if this isn’t the most Appropriate T-Shirt for St. Patrick’s Day: A Zombie T-Shirt, Green of course! A Green Zombie, Stumbling around with a Saint Paddy’s Day Hat on, reading “Zombies Were Irish Too!” Too Cool, too…
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2019 Eaters Biters Roamers Calendar
This is the Ultimate Gift for New Years… A BITE from a Walker! And with this Walker Calendar, you can be Eaten everyday of the Year. It’s the Yearly Walkers: The Eaters, Biters, and Roamers of AMC The Walking…
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