Zombie Love Paperback
HA! It’s a Zombie Valentine’s Day with this FUN book. Called Zombie Love: The Do’s, Don’ts, and It Depends of Undead Dating… It’s a paperback, 160 pages, featuring a reanimated corpse that falls in love in this hilarious dating guide parody… Hook up with the undead, without having to worry about fetid breath, angry mobs, or missing appendages. With insightful advice, tips, quizzes, and more, you’ll LOVE Zombie Love!
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Zombie Face Fleece Blanket
LMAO! This Zombie looks like it got run over by a steam-roller… HA! Now that’s FLAT! It’s the Perfect item to Snuggle up to when it’s Cold to the Bone, for this Zombie Faced Blanket is Handmade, Fleece, and…
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Negan and Glenn Action Figures
Oh CRAP! Just one day away and we’ll know who Negan Kills with the Bat, Lucille, on The Walking Dead. Because Negan does NOT Appreciate his men getting Killed! It’s Bloody, it’s Horrific, and it’s Certainly going to be…
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Walking Dead Zombie Shower Curtain
Holy Crap, that’s a Frightful Shower Curtain… If you wanna Scare someone really bad, hang this up in your Bathroom and wait for the Screams! For it’s a Polyester Fabric Shower Curtain full of Walking Dead Zombies… Horrifying Hands,…
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Zombie Birthday Cake Card
NOM NOM NOM… It’s a Birthday Cake only a Zombie would Love… More Zombies! A Three-Layered Zombie Cake that’s Ideal for your Next Undead Birthday. Fun Loving, Colorful Zombies, with Eyes and Teeth and Candles, makes the Perfect Greeting…
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Zombie Jackson in a Box
“Cause this is Thriller, Thriller Night. There ain’t no Second Chance against the Thing with Forty Eyes, Girl. Thriller, Thriller Night…” Makes you Want to Sing and Dance. Ain’t nothing better than the Thriller Dance. And Michael Jackson as…
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Walking Dead Zombie YETI Tumbler
YETI Tumblers are all the rage… Everyone has one, even The Walking Dead! For this Custom Handmade YETI Rambler Tumbler is Full of Zombies, and your Favorite Drink. Coated in an Awesome Lime Green and Walking Dead Zombie Pattern,…
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Zombie Finger Bubble Bottles
Well, there are Worse things you can do with a Severed Zombie Finger… But there’s Probably nothing BETTER, then to Blow Bubbles with it! And with this Pack of Undead Green Plastic Fingers, you can do just that. A…
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Video Games Zombie Apocalypse T-Shirt
So So True! Ever since DOOM came out, kids all across the World have been Preparing for the Zombie Apocalypse. Slashing, Stabbing, Shooting, Running… It’s all Fun and Games until you Lose an Eye (Sorry Glenn). And now, with…
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