Zombie Love Paperback
HA! It’s a Zombie Valentine’s Day with this FUN book. Called Zombie Love: The Do’s, Don’ts, and It Depends of Undead Dating… It’s a paperback, 160 pages, featuring a reanimated corpse that falls in love in this hilarious dating guide parody… Hook up with the undead, without having to worry about fetid breath, angry mobs, or missing appendages. With insightful advice, tips, quizzes, and more, you’ll LOVE Zombie Love!
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Zombie Self Defense Keychain
Always be Prepared for the Zombie Horde… For this Cool Zombie Keychain is also a Self Defense Weapon. Solid Steel, 5.5 inch Overall Length Device that comes to a Great Rounded Point. Reinforced Solid Steel Construction, Rubber Grip Zombie…
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Zombie Dawg Grillz Dog Ball
“Ruffawrrrrr!” It’s the Funniest Dog Toy your Dog will ever Consume… Except for Zombies, of course. Because this Dog Ball is a Zombie Dog Toy featuring Zombie Teeth, er, Zombie “GRILLZ”, that turn your Doggie into a Snarling Zombie…
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Walking Dead Zombie Knife
What a Great Gift for the Hunter… A Zombie Knife! A Blade with the Sickest Artwork around (Artwork By Co-creator Tony Moore). It’s Walking Dead Walkers… Kick Ass Cool! Zombies that come in 6 Fun Colors like Toxic Green…
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Zombie Plant Growing Kit
Cool Beans… Or I should say, Cool Seeds! These Seeds Grow into Plants that DIE! SWEEEEET! Zombie Plants that Close up when you Touch them… Also known as “Sensitive Plants”, but Kids won’t Care, because they’re Creepy and Fun…
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Zombie Training Manual
When a Zombie is taken Prisoner by the Army, why Destroy it? The Army has a Special Program to Train the Undead. This Manual is the Department of Defense’s Principle Source of Information on Care, Conditioning, Training, and Operations…
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Negan Autographed Lucille Bat
Batter up… It’s the one and only Bat you’ll ever want (to miss your head). A Signed and Autographed Lucille Bat (Just like on The Walking Dead), Signed by no other than Jeffrey Dean Morgan himself. Negan. Awesome. Lucille….
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Bag O’ Zombies!!
OMG There are ZOMBIES Everywhere! RUNNNN! Want to Build your own Zombie Horde? Well you can with this Bag O’ Zombies. This Game Accessory Bag contains 100 Plastic Undead Pieces just like the Zombie Creatures in the “Zombies!!!” Game!…
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Heartless Standing Zombie Prop
Oh man, this Prop KILLS me… It’s Freaky Cool and it’ll Scare the Crap outta your Roommate or Girlfriend… Put this in the Bathroom and wait for the Screams! For this Prop is an Ugly Zombie Prop, totally Dripping…
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