Mortimer is looking for LOVE. He’s looking Everywhere! He’s Worked out at the Gym (His Arm keeps Falling off). He’s tried Ballroom Dancing Lessons (The Ladies find him a bit Stiff). He’s even been on Stalemate.com. When all Hope…

The last thing you want in a Zombie Apocalypse is a Close Shave… Good thing the Undead are still Dead… For the time being. But if not, this Straight Razor just might do the Trick. A 4.38″ Blade that…

SICK! BLOODY! GOOD! FUN! It’s a zombie coloring book, that’s totally cool. Featuring a 2 x 1 x 3 inch book, ideal for art classrooms. And, it’s created by Crayola (Crayola Art with Edge), made for kids 12 years…

Gnarly! That’s the only word to describe this Hideous Zombie Face Mask. Such a Delightful Bloody Face Plate with Teeth, Bones and Gore. JUST AWESOME! A Handmade Mask with Latex Skin, backed with Casting Plastic (to make it more…

“What do you call a Fish with no Eye?” “A Fsh!” “What did the Right Eye say to the Left Eye?” “Just between you and me, something Smells!” OMG, the Puns make my Eyes Roll… So Feast Your Eyes…

Well that’s just Lovely… Double Lovely. It’s a Zombie Mask that’s Double the Gore, and the Slices, and the Blood, and the Eyeballs… YIKES! Featuring a Zombie Mask, that’s a Deformed Double Mutant, and it’s Frightening indeed. 100% Natural…

Billy-Bob makes the Best Funny Teeth Ever. And Now, you can Zombie it up with Billy-Bob Zombie Teeth. Featuring Fake Teeth, that you Slip over your own Teeth, that instantly transforms your Mouth into the Walking Dead. One set…

SWEET! Are you ready for the Zombie Apocalypse? These Zombie Bookends are the MUST-HAVE Accessory for all Undead-Inspired Novels and Movies. Keep your Scary “Walking Dead” Collection in a Safe Place and let these Cool Bookends Guard your Books…