“What do you call a 350-pound Stripper?” “Broke!” “What’s the Difference between a Magician and a Stripper?” “One has a Cunning Stunt…” You know, if there’s Strippers in the Zombie Apocalypse, I probably wouldn’t mind getting Chewed to Pieces….

Awesome! Stand and FIGHT the Walkers with this Bad Ass Figurine… It’s a Highly Detailed, Officially-Licensed AMC’s The Walking Dead Figure of Michonne (Actress Danai Gurira), with her Katana, Sheath, and Interchangeable Arms. Plant this Expert Sword-Wielder on your…

HA, these are the Walking Dead Zombie Undead See No Evil, Hear No Evil, Speak No Evil Shelf Sitters that are Perfect for the Computer Monitor, Book Shelf, or Desk. Fun, Bloody, Zombie Statue Figurines that are 4″ Tall,…

Oh man, my Feet are KILLING me… And with these Zombie Bathroom Slipper Shoes… LOOK OUT, your Feet, Toes and Zombie Nose are all Blue from the Head on up. Fun Undead Shoes that are Plush with Bulging Eyes,…

What makes this Farkel Game a Zombie Game??? The Undead do. As they’re Chewing away at your Fingers and Toes; Better Roll Fast! It’s a Very Cool Set of Zombie Farkel Featuring a Zombie Carrying Case and Toxic Green…

SICK! Looking for a Nice Place to Lay your Brains… Look no further than this Incredibly Detailed and Horrific Coffee Table. Featuring a Kneeling Zombie, Chained, Bloody, Hungry, Holding up a Glass Top Table that’s just Magnificent and Delightful….

Eat like a zombie with a pile of brains, for this mix is ideal for the starving… It’s a zombie munch trail mix that’s perfect for the zombie apocalypse. A great survival resealable bag of Spicy Peanuts, Almonds Roasted…

LOL This is me if I ever turned… I’d be a F This Zombie! You get what you Bite, I guess. For this Adult Coloring Book has lots to Sink your Teeth into. Lots of Cuss Words that just…