Only Dead on the Inside Book
There are plenty of Guides out there about how to Survive the Zombie Apocalypse. All of them assume Readers are Young, Fit, and Unencumbered by Children. In that Scenario, the only Living Humans left will be Smug, Outdoorsy Millennials. That’s Hell on Earth, even without the Zombies. Only Dead on the Inside is the Answer for the Rest of us… Parents, with Kids, Surrounded by Zombies.
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Zombie Aftermath Mouse Pad
I love running Zombies over with my Mouse… Flattens em to a pulp! And now, you can enjoy a Zombie Filled Day with this Zombie Aftermath Mouse Pad as well… 1/4″ Thick, measuring 7.75″ x 9.25″, this Pad is…
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Sour Patch Zombie Kids
Sour Patch Kids are a Soft Candy with a Coating of Invert Sugar and Sour Sugar (a combination of Citric Acid, Tartaric Acid and Sugar), their Slogan, “Sour. Sweet. Gone.”, refers to the Sour-to-Sweet Taste of their Candy… And…
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Zombie Hand Oven Glove
Let’s hope you’re cooking brains… Because this oven glove mitt can really come in HANDY. HA! It’s a zombie hand, wonderfully made, with a bloody good looking zombie hand, green, decayed, reaching into your stove to pull out some…
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Rising Dead Zombie Hearse Sculpture
LMAO! You know, when the Zombie Virus Hits, and you’re Dead in a Coffin, you may as well enjoy it. Grab ahold of the Wheel Walker and Head out in a Blaze of Blood. YES! For this Vehicle is…
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Walking Dead Cushion Cover
When you have to Shoot a Zombie in the Head, lay them down on this Beautiful Walking Dead Pillow (Actually just a Cushion Cover, you Stuff it with whatever you want; Guts, Brains, Blood…) A Great Comic Book Style…
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Zombies Valentines Cards and Tattoos
Lick it, Stick it, Love those Zombies. It’s the Most Bloody Fun you’ll have this Valentine’s Day. Give them to all your Undead Friends. 24 Zombie Valentine’s Cards, with the Greatest Scary Sayings: I Chews You, I only have…
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Zombies Hate Stuff Book
Zombies Hate Clowns! They also Hate Hippies, not to mention Zip Lines, Penguins, Moon Penguins, Nudists, Weddings, Sharing, and Kittens. They really Hate Unicorns, strangely don’t mind Canadians, and love YOU! :) With over 56 Watercolor Illustrations featuring things…
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Zombie-arium
COOL COOL COOL! This is not your Normal Terrarium, this is the Zombie-arium! It’s a Terrarium for the Zombie LOVER… All Natural Heartwarming Scene featuring Plants, Tombstones, and ZOMBIE! Cool Kit includes Laboratory Flask and Tweezers… So you can…
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