Only Dead on the Inside Book
There are plenty of Guides out there about how to Survive the Zombie Apocalypse. All of them assume Readers are Young, Fit, and Unencumbered by Children. In that Scenario, the only Living Humans left will be Smug, Outdoorsy Millennials. That’s Hell on Earth, even without the Zombies. Only Dead on the Inside is the Answer for the Rest of us… Parents, with Kids, Surrounded by Zombies.
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Zombie Dish Towel
Nothing like doing the Dishes with the Dead… “Oh come here, let me Wipe that Blood off your Face…” It’s a Dish Towel that’s Zombie Style. 11.8″ × 27.5″, this Dish Towel is Machine Washable, made from Premium Quality…
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Buttcrack Prime Movie
You gotta see a Movie called “Buttcrack”! It’s required if you love Zombie Comedies. Wade’s constantly Exposed Buttcrack annoys his Roommate Brian and his Girlfriend to a point where they decide to Kill Wade. Unfortunately, Wade’s Vengeful Voodoo Sister…
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Daryl Dixon Wings Wallet
Look cool this summer, with a Daryl Dixon Wings Wallet! Featuring a black wallet with pockets, a key chain and a key cover (ear shaped, of course), and the iconic “wings” from Daryl Dixon’s leather coat, make this wallet…
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Zombie Cat Book
LOL Get ready for some Laughs, because this Zombie Cat will make you ROAR! Delightfully called: Zombie Cat: The Tale of a Decomposing Kitty, it’s about Tiddles, a Cat who gets Savagely Attacked by a Nasty-Looking Radioactive Mouse, and…
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Girls Zombie Costume
Perfect, this Costume takes the Blood and Guts from the Zombie, and Splatters it all over a Slip on Costume. Awesome! Talk about Simple, Effective, and Dead. Right? A Girl’s Zombie Costume Featuring a Bloody Blue Dress, Torn, Ripped,…
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A Is for Asteroids, Z Is for Zombies
Ahhh, Lovely. A Dark Comic Fable that offers Visions of the Apocalypse for Every Letter of the Alphabet. A Child’s Dream Come True! Starting with a Father whose Son has been asking Questions about Global Dangers, A Is for…
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No, Not Carl Coffee Cup
“NO, NOT CARL!” Is exactly what I thought when I watched the Mid-Season Finale of The Walking Dead. Why Carl? Really? I keep thinking ‘There’s so many other Characters I’d like to Kill off… But not Carl!’ (Unless for…
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TWD Negans Bat Lucille
I can’t even tell you how Anxious I am at the Return of The Walking Dead this SUNDAY… I’m already out of my seat, for I know it’s going to be Horrible, Bloody, and a Favorite Character is gonna…
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