Only Dead on the Inside Book
There are plenty of Guides out there about how to Survive the Zombie Apocalypse. All of them assume Readers are Young, Fit, and Unencumbered by Children. In that Scenario, the only Living Humans left will be Smug, Outdoorsy Millennials. That’s Hell on Earth, even without the Zombies. Only Dead on the Inside is the Answer for the Rest of us… Parents, with Kids, Surrounded by Zombies.
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Property of Negan Necklace
“Who are you?” “I’m Negan!” And Negan OWNS everyone! Including this Sweet Necklace. It’s a “Property of Negan” Pendant that True Walking Dead Fans will LOVE… Especially after Sunday’s episode… WHERE IS NEGAN? He’s Here. Cast in a Silver…
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Zombie Stress Toy
“There’s no place like home, there’s no place like home…” That’s me, in the Zombie Apocalypse Squeezing the Hell out of this Stress Toy. A Fun Toy meant for Relieving Stress and Anxiety; all you do is Squeeze it….
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Walking Dead Bi-Fold Wallet
Nice… What a Lovely Wallet to Stick in your Pocket, ZOMBIES from The Walking Dead! (And trust me, there are TONS and TONS of Walking Dead Wallets available!), featuring a Bi-Fold Wallet, Perfect for your Fingers, Toes, and Money….
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Walking Dead Fridge Magnets
Walking Dead Fans Rejoice, because these Magnets will look AWESOME on your Fridge! They’re Walking Dead Daryl Dixon Magnets that can Adorn your Refrigerator, and Dixon with Different Outfits, Crossbow, Ear Necklace, Quotes, and a Squirrel… Or, you could…
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Brain Earrings
WOW! No wonder why Zombies Eat Brains… They look like Bubble Gum! Right? HA! And just like these Fun Colorful Earrings, you can Chew on your Earlobes all Night… Because they really do look Creepy Cool, and Smart too!…
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Lovely Zombie Doormat
Wipe you feet on my dead chest please. YIKES! It’s a welcome mat, that’s far from welcoming. Featuring a hideous, but lovely, women zombie, bloody, teeth, eyes… Posing for all your guests to arrive. What hair, what clothing, what…
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Zombie Outbreak Steel Blades
What a Great Gift Set. It’s a Smooth Natural Bone Handle Zombie Trapper Gift Set in a Tin Gift Box. The Double Blades are Rust-Resistant Tru-Sharp Surgical Steel Blades that are 4-1/8″ Closed. Item Weights 1 lb, comes with…
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Zombie Buns Hotshort Underwear
LMAO! Whelp, this is a Take on Brains… Because when the Blood is Flowing, the only thing on a Zombie’s Mind is BUUUUUUUUNS! HA! Hotshort Underwear that are Sexy and Fun. Featuring Zombie Handprints, grabbing those Buns, and Green…
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