Only Dead on the Inside Book
There are plenty of Guides out there about how to Survive the Zombie Apocalypse. All of them assume Readers are Young, Fit, and Unencumbered by Children. In that Scenario, the only Living Humans left will be Smug, Outdoorsy Millennials. That’s Hell on Earth, even without the Zombies. Only Dead on the Inside is the Answer for the Rest of us… Parents, with Kids, Surrounded by Zombies.
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Zombie Elf on the Shelf
Oh Boy. Those Nasty Elves are Everywhere Destroying things as it is. Tearing up the House. Writing on the Walls. Ziplining across the Bedroom… It’s Insane! And now, even more Madness; Zombie Elf on the Shelf. Talk about Terrifying….
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Zombie Marshmallow Straight Shooter
HA! This is a Terrific Party Activity and a Perfect Gift for Kids and Adults. It’s a Zombie Marshmallow Straight Shooter that comes 4 to a Pack. Join the Festivities and Pass the Marshmallows, for it’s Time to Battle…
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Animated Bloody Zombie Death Bed
Oh those Zombies, you can never keep em down. And with this Creepy, Frightening Dead Zombie, he’ll be moving all night long. For it’s an Animated Undead Prop featuring a Dead Body, Covered with a Bloody Sheet, Equipped with…
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You Might Be A Zombie Book
You Might Be a Zombie consists of some of the Best, Wittiest, and most well Written pieces from Cracked.com and combines them in something that People before the Internet used to Refer to as a “BOOK!” While the idea…
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Custom Bobblehead Zombies
SICK! It’s YOU TWO… As Zombies. How FUN! Featuring Custom Bobblehead Zombies that put your Faces on the Dead. A Set of Zombies, a Couple Walkers, Searching for Brains and Guts. It’s the Best Selection of High-Quality Collectible &…
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Zombie Attack Fridge Magnets
Now you can Spell out your Favorite Zombie Sayings: “RAWWWWWRRRRRR!” “BRAINSSSSS!” “BARBARA!!!!!” For these Fun Bloody Letters are a Zombie Attack on your Fridge. Fun Red Letters, Dripping with Blood, Varying in Size between 1/2″ to 1 1/2″, these…
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The Walking Dead Apron
I LOVE this… Picture wearing this Apron at your next Zombie Barbecue. HA! INSANE! Looking just like the Torso of a Walker from The Walking Dead, this Gory Apron will make everyone think twice about Eating your Meat! :)…
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Zombie Guts
Man, if I only had the guts to wear this costume… Oh wait! It’s ZOMBIE GUTS! YUM! Bloody, gory, Zombie Guts, Intestines, that stick out of your bloody shirt, looking just like you ate too much and the brain…
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