Zombie USA 4th Of July T-Shirt
I could see this happening… Zombies Walking around on the 4th of July, being Patriotic and Crap: American Brains! And now, you can have some Bloody Fun on Independence Day with this Hilarious T-Shirt. Coming in all sorts of Colors, this Undead is Adorned with USA Flag Sunglasses, Rambling in front of the Good ole Star and Stripes. Made of Cotton or Polyester Blends in Men’s or Women’s Sizes: Medium – Large… Get your July 4th Zombie TODAY!
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Zombie Morphsuit Costume
What a Crazy Costume… Talk about a Nightmare. It’s a One-Piece Morphsuit that’s made out of Polyester and Elastane… and it will put the Fright in Halloween. Looking like a Stitched Dead Body (Frankenstein), it’s a Weird Mixture of…
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Zombie Couple Earrings
Oh Boy, these Fun Earrings just make me Laugh! It’s a Pair of Zombie Earrings, one Male Zombie (holding a Brain), and one Female Zombie (holding a hand), and together, they make the most Adorable Couple. Bony, Green, and…
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Zombie Survival Gear Stocking
Have a Walking Dead Fan on your Christmas List? Well why not buy them a Bunch of Zombie Survival Tools, like Knives, Blades, Axes, Ninja Stars… And pile them into this most Awesome Zombie Survival Stocking… Durable, many colors…
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Zombie Head Pinata
The only way you can Kill a Zombie is by Smashing its Head in… Plus, that’s the only way to Eat what’s inside! Featured is this Hilarious Zombie Head Pinata that’s Ideal for your Kid’s Walking Dead Zombie Party….
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Zombie Hunting Permit Necklace
LOL Like I need a Permit License to Kill Zombies! HA! Okay, maybe I do. And this Zombie Hunting Permit License Military Dog Tag Necklace is just the thing I need to Shoot, Stab, Chop and Pitchfork Zombies in…
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Lifesize Zombie Eyeball Ring
LMAO! My Grandma, what big EYES you have… (The Better to Eat you with!) HA! It’s not only a Zombie Eyeball, but a Lifesize Eye at that. Looking so Realistic you’ll Swear it Popped right out of the Socket…
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Zombies Campfire Winter Scarf
…and then he said “BOOM HEADSHOT!” Nice. Real Nice. It’s a Zombie Winter Scarf like no others; White, Filled with Zombies tellings Stories around a Campfire, and FUN! With Hilarious Graphics, this Undead Neck Warmer will be the Ideal…
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Zombie Fingers Bookmark
The next time you read Stephen King’s Zombie Book “CELL”, make sure you use these. They are ZOMBIE FINGER Bookmarks! And they are GORY COOL! Looking like Real Chopped off Bloody Fingers, these Zombie Digits are made of Plastic…
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