This is Gnarly! Featuring a Zombie Handprint Suit that’s been Grabbed by the Entire Bloody Horde. Included in this Fine Package is a Terrifying Fully Lined Jacket, Tie, and Blood Splattered Pants… All which will make you instantly look…

LMAO! Zombies or not, I want this. It’s a Crossbow Shooter that Shoots Marshmallows at Zombies (or anyone that gives you the eye). POP POP, Blast those Marshmallows across the room. Have Marshmallow Fights, Aim for the HEAD! A…

Ahhhh Pencils… Twenty Four of them. Which means, Twenty Four Zombies Stabbed in the Eye-Hole, right? HA! Okay, maybe they’re not the Best Zombie Killers, but hey, you can Draw some Killer Zombies! Eh? Fun Pencil Pack with Zombies,…

Oh Yeah… Great Gift! Give those Crispy Lips some Moisture… You can’t be all Dead and Bloody, right? And with this Fun Tube of Lip Balm, your Lips will be ready for some Zombie Loving. For it’s Zombie Love…

Well… When the Zombies are Chasing you, you’re gonna need Energy. Food Energy. As in BRAINSSSSSSS! Fun Zombie Pea Brains (all that’s left after the Virus sets in) that’s also a Great Crunchy Snack. Pea Brain Snack Candy that’s…

This is a Do-It-Yourself Walking Dead Crossbow Kit with 46 Wooden Parts, Screws, String, Rubber Band, Zip Ties and Instruction Booklet. It’s all you need (except for a Small Screwdriver), plus it really WORKS! Coming with 8 Wooden Rockets…

This is one dope tobacco spoon. LOOK AT IT! It’s a freaking zombie eye, with bloody veins, and an engorged lovely green eyeball. Absolutely stunning. Plus, it really works. Handmade of glass Pyrex, annealed properly for maximum strength, this…

Sick! What the Heck does her Parents look like? Right? It’s an Evil Zombie Baby that’s Freaky as Hell. A Haunted Doll that’s Perfect for your Haunted Decorations… Terrify your Friends and Family with this Demon Child. A Doll…