“What do you call a Fish with no Eye?” “A Fsh!” “What did the Right Eye say to the Left Eye?” “Just between you and me, something Smells!” OMG, the Puns make my Eyes Roll… So Feast Your Eyes…

Oh Man, this is Gnarly! It’s a Display that would be Perfect for your Demonic Room… It’s a Corpse Zombie Head that’s EGADS UGLY! With a Rotting Head, Enlarged Bloody Eye and Bony Jagged Teeth that just Scream HORRIFIC,…

There are plenty of Guides out there about how to Survive the Zombie Apocalypse. All of them assume Readers are Young, Fit, and Unencumbered by Children. In that Scenario, the only Living Humans left will be Smug, Outdoorsy Millennials….

What a Fun Back Pack, certainly one you’ll grab as you Dodge the Deadly Zombie Horde. For it’s a Canvas Bag, a Tote to hold many Zombie Apocalypse things: Twinkies, Hatchets, Flashlights, Chocolate Pudding… A Beautiful Back Pack with…

Unscrupulous Breeders Concoct a Formula to Fatten their Cattle and Turn them into Burgers Faster! But the Side Effects were soon Felt. The Bodies of the Cattle, Processed Meat, Contaminated the Villagers and Turned them into Zombies. At the…

Love these… For the problem with zombies, you only get a hand, a leg, a limb, a brain… It’s always body parts, here, there, everywhere… It makes costumes rather difficult and distracting. Which is why this hand glove is…

Buy a Few of these for your Brains, because Zombies LOVE Warm Brains. They’re a Pair of Very Cool 3.5″ Hand Warmers that will keep the BITE away from your Fingers. Fun Warmers, a Set of TWO, that Feature…

As one Amazon Review said: “If you a Zombie Enthusiast, then this Book is one for your Collection. The Content Inside is Super Clever and Funny. The Book is Tiny. It could Fit in your Pocket or Purse. Small…