Frosted Green Zombie Tobacco Pipe
SUCK IT UP… Through the Zombie Pipe. For it’s a Tobacco Pipe that’ll have you Roaming around like the Undead, no doubt. A Frosted Green Tobacco Pipe covered with Zombies. How Fun! Fill it with whatever you desire, for these Zombies won’t care in the least (they have no Brain Cells). 5 inches long, it’s the Perfect Length for a Zombie Fan Christmas Stocking. Just Sayin’. Get yours TODAY!
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Creepshow Fathers Day Action Figure
Stephen King’s “Creepshow” is a Classic! It still gives me chills just thinking about that crate under the stairs… But the most iconic line from the whole show “WHERE’S MY CAKE!” (Watch the Video HERE). A Frightening Zombie that…
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Zombie Neck Tie
When you want something Bloody and Colorful on your NECK… How about a Zombie? A Scary Frightening Zombie that’s Printed on a Neck Tie, and IDEAL for the Professional Walking Dead. Orange and Black Zombies, Printed on a Cotton…
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Bloody Brain Stocking Cap
LMAO! Look like you’ve been Zombie Bait with this Funny Ass Stocking Cap. It’s a Black Cap with the Roof Ripped off Exposing your Bloody Brains! How COOL! Freak all your Friends out and adorn that Bloody Zombie Costume…
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Walking Dead Shot In The Head Mug
Wake up with this Ugly Varmit… It’s a Zombie Mug that’s Bloody Good Fun. For it’s a Walking Dead (okay, Undead) Zombie Head, that’s Gruesome, Bloody, Eye-Popping and Adorable… It makes a Great Gift! Featuring a Cold Cast Polyresin…
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Night of the Living Deb
I just watched this Movie last night and thoroughly Enjoyed it. Deb; Funny and Obnoxious, has a One Night Stand with her Dream Man Ryan… Only to Wake up in a Zombie Apocalypse. And from there; it’s all Jokes…
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Zombies Were Irish Too T-Shirt
LMAO! Well if this isn’t the most Appropriate T-Shirt for St. Patrick’s Day: A Zombie T-Shirt, Green of course! A Green Zombie, Stumbling around with a Saint Paddy’s Day Hat on, reading “Zombies Were Irish Too!” Too Cool, too…
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The Return Of The Living Dead
Just when you Thought it was Safe to go back to the Cemetery, those Brain-Eating Zombies are back and Hungry for more Tasty Mortals. A Fiendish Mix of Outrageous Humor and Heart-Stopping Terror, The Return of the Living Dead…
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Zombie Eye Tobacco Spoon
This is one dope tobacco spoon. LOOK AT IT! It’s a freaking zombie eye, with bloody veins, and an engorged lovely green eyeball. Absolutely stunning. Plus, it really works. Handmade of glass Pyrex, annealed properly for maximum strength, this…
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