Zombie Chow Undead Brain Food
Such an Ideal Gift for the Zombie Fan: BRAINS! In a Can. Much YUM! A Fun, Prank Can of Zombie Undead Food, labeled “Zombie CHOW” How Sweet. Keep your Pet Zombie well Fed and away from YOUR Brains! The True Contents being Organic Material (Which is Not Human Edible), but it’ll be a Hoot and a Holler as they open this Gift. Great Gag for the Zombie Aficionado. “Rawrrrrr! Munch!”
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Zombie Jesus and the Easter Bunny
Well okay, lol, it’s Easter, it’s all about the RISING, the Bunny and the Candy, right? And with this Book, that may be Accurate indeed. For it’s Zombie Jesus and the Easter Bunny (free on Kindle Unlimited), A Satirical…
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Zombie Toilet Brush
HA! This Zombie doesn’t Eat Brains, it Eats the Toilet Brush! It’s a Gory Zombie Toilet Brush Holder that’s Bloody Cool. 14″ High, Cast in Cold Cast Resin, this Holder looks like a Creepy Zombie Head with Nasty Teeth…
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Long Sleeve Zombie Hoodie
AWESOME! This Unique, Fully Printed Hoodie, is Unisex and GORY! Featuring Bloody Zombies everywhere, this Hoodie will Stand out in a Horde! It’s High Quality, Soft and Comfortable Material, that’s Stylish, Warm and Cozy. And, No Matter how often…
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Zombies Dog Collar
BOW-WOW, RUFF-RUFF, GROWL-RAWRRRRRRRR! It’s Zombies, and it’s looking for a Furry Neck. A Dog Collar that will Turn your Dog into Fun Colorful Zombie Bait. Featuring a 1.5″ Wide Martingale, with Angry Zombies in Blue, Purple, and Green. Great…
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Plants vs. Zombies: Wall Decals
Transform your Empty Walls with Premium, Re-Positionable Wall Graphics… Zombie Style! Featuring Wall Decals that are Peel and Stick. Remove them and Re-Use them. Made of Durable and Versatile Self-Adhesive, Easy-to-install Woven Fabric, these Decals are Truly Superior! Amazing…
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Blood Stains Tights
What a Great Easy Costume for Halloweeeeeen…. Bloody Legs! Horror Leggings, Tights, that give the look of Slashed Legs Bleeding. Be a Zombie Victim, or be a Zombie, for these Tights are Bloody Good Fun. Select your Primary Skin…
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Zombie Skin Cell Phone Case
CRAP! This Cell Pone Case is Wicked COOL! Looking like Crazy Bloody Zombie Skin, this Case Cover can be Ordered to Fit ANY Cell Phone! ANY! (iPhone, Samsung, Htc, Xperia etc…) That’s Awesome! So Decorate your Phone with a…
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Father’s Day Zombie Survival Kit
Father’s Day is coming (June 18th, 2017), so all those UNDEAD DADS, Zombie Lovers, Walking Dead Fans, get them a Gift Basket, a Survival Kit they’ll sure Appreciate. A Father’s Day Survival Kit filled with Brain Food; Protein; TNT;…
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