A Is for Asteroids, Z Is for Zombies
Ahhh, Lovely. A Dark Comic Fable that offers Visions of the Apocalypse for Every Letter of the Alphabet. A Child’s Dream Come True! Starting with a Father whose Son has been asking Questions about Global Dangers, A Is for Asteroids, Z Is for Zombies takes you inside some of your Worst Fears… With Macabre Verse and Fantastically Gory Illustrations, this Fable provides Gallows of Humor for our Doom-Haunted Deaths.
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Zombie Heart Nipple Chains
Oh Nice… This is one way to Attract a Zombie… With a Zombie Heart! A Green Rotting Toxic Heart, Dangling from a Wicked Black Chain, that connects to your NIPPLES! OUCH! It’s just a little Stab Wound, right? Adorned…
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Zombie Glasses
Need a Quick Costume? Want some FUN? Going as a ZOMBIE? Well, these Simple, but Effective Zombie Glasses are just the Trick! Featuring a Pair of Black Glasses with ZOMBIE EYES, these throw-on Props will Frighten all the Poor…
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Certified Zombie Killer Underwear
Woah there Killer, settle down… There’s something Dead in Denmark! Eh? And it’s coming from your Pants. For it’s Certified Zombie Killer Underwear, that’s Black, White, and TOXIC too! Coming in Waist Sizes Small – XXXLarge, these Fun Underwear…
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Death Drop eBook
Looking for a Short Story to read? Something different, deadly, and undead? Well, Death Drop may just be the ebook to hold you over. That is, until the Horde comes. For it’s about a man named Jon. Who sits…
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Tire Swing Zombie Boy
LOL! Zombies ALWAYS have FUN! And look at this little Zombie Boy, Swinging from a Tire strung up by a Rope… Makes you want to join in and Push! Decorate your Garden or Yard with this Tire Swing Zombie…
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Zombie Breakfast Gift Set
Nice! Invite the Zombies over for Breakfast… HA! It’s a Great Gift for the Zombie or Walking Dead Fan. A Gift Set Featuring 2 Coffee Mugs; one for The Walking Dead, the other Labeled Talking Dead, Green, Bloody, Ideal…
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The Walking Deadlift Underwear Briefs
LMAO! Yeah, Okay. A Zombie into Fitness. How Adorable. Until someone Loses an Arm! And with these Fun Briefs, it’s so much more… They’re The Walking Dead… Er, Walking DeadLIFT Underwear Briefs that’s Perfect for the Walking Dead Fan….
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Don of the Living Dead
I Read this Book and I LOVED IT! “Don of the Living Dead” is about Don Carver who is not your typical Hero in a Zombie Outbreak! It Features Cynical Humor and Terrifying Flesh Eaters, and I really did…
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